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RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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 Bonnie I can't believe you lol love it 

  " I can't picture your husband as a blond!'

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RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Two women were having lunch together and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery...

The first women said, "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob job."    

The second woman responded, "Oh, that's nothing, I'm thinking of getting my a$$h--- bleached!"

"WHOA!"  replied the first, I can't picture your husband as a blonde!"    

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RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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 Prophets are going through the ceiling nell2

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RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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I heard about a guy that just started his own business and he is hiring new workers...

They are making land mines that look like prayer mats.

The business is doing unbelievably well...

He says Prophets are going through the ceiling.

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RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, "Send one of my bags to New York, send one to Los Angeles, and send one to Miami." She said, "We can't do that !"   I told her, You did it last week. !"      

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       Hearts Graphic #4

Joan I think you are doing geat !   -nell

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RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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STAGES OF SUCCESS ~so true :-)

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                    QUOTE OF THE DAY

Whatever you give to a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she will give you a baby. If you give her a house, she will give you a home. If you give her groceries, she will give you a meal. If you give her a smlle , she will give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So......... if you give her any crap, be ready to recieve a ton of sh-- !   

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                     STAGES OF SUCCESS

 

At age 4, success is:    not peeing in your pants

At age 12, success is:  having friends

At age 16, success is:  having a driver's license.

At age 20, success is:  having sex

At age 35, success is:  having money

At age 50, success is:  having money

At age 60, success is: having sex

At age 70, success is: having a driver's license.

At age 75, success is:  having friends.

At age 80, success is:  not peeing in your pants!    

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RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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An old Italian man is dying...

He calls his grandson to his bedside.."Guido, I wan' you to lissina me.

I wan' you take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns..how about you leave me your Rolex instead?"

"You lissena me,boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple a bambinos.

Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed wid another man......

Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, "Time's up?"     

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