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A senior gentleman in his 70s owned Florida property with a pond on it.  One day, he was walking by the pond when he noticed a bunch of clothing along the shoreline ... and a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in the pond.  So, after thinking a mome...
aw5266770 08-24-2016 07:28 AM
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One more before I go to bed.  A woman in her late 80s goes to see her doctor for a routine annual exam and a few simple lab tests.  After the tests come back, the doctor goes back to the woman and says, "Your tests came back good.  For a woman in her...
aw5266770 08-22-2016 11:31 PM
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And, here's one more.  A senior couple is sitting in their rocking chairs on their front porch, rocking back and forth.  All of a sudden, the wife stops rocking, gets a scowl on her face, and picks up her cane.  Then WHAM! - she brings the cane down ...
aw5266770 08-22-2016 11:15 PM
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Here's another one.  Three senior men are sitting on a park bench.  The first man is in his 60s, the second man is in his 70s, and the 3rd man is in his 80s.  The following conversation takes place: Senior #1 -- Every time I go to bed, I have to wake...
aw5266770 08-22-2016 11:04 PM
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Years ago, our nation's highways were graced by "Burma Shave" ads.  There would be 4 or 5 ad signs, placed about a mile apart, consisting of prose or poetry that connected to prose or poetry on the next sign.  For example: If the skirts get any short...
aw5266770 08-22-2016 05:58 AM
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A senior gentleman in his 70s owned Florida property with a pond on it.  One day, he was walking by the pond when he noticed a bunch of clothing along the shoreline ... and a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in the pond.  So, after thinking a mome...
aw5266770 08-24-2016 07:28 AM
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One more before I go to bed.  A woman in her late 80s goes to see her doctor for a routine annual exam and a few simple lab tests.  After the tests come back, the doctor goes back to the woman and says, "Your tests came back good.  For a woman in her...
aw5266770 08-22-2016 11:31 PM
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And, here's one more.  A senior couple is sitting in their rocking chairs on their front porch, rocking back and forth.  All of a sudden, the wife stops rocking, gets a scowl on her face, and picks up her cane.  Then WHAM! - she brings the cane down ...
aw5266770 08-22-2016 11:15 PM
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Here's another one.  Three senior men are sitting on a park bench.  The first man is in his 60s, the second man is in his 70s, and the 3rd man is in his 80s.  The following conversation takes place: Senior #1 -- Every time I go to bed, I have to wake...
aw5266770 08-22-2016 11:04 PM
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Years ago, our nation's highways were graced by "Burma Shave" ads.  There would be 4 or 5 ad signs, placed about a mile apart, consisting of prose or poetry that connected to prose or poetry on the next sign.  For example: If the skirts get any short...
aw5266770 08-22-2016 05:58 AM
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A senior gentleman in his 70s owned Florida property with a pond on it.  One day, he was walking by the pond when he noticed a bunch of clothing along the shoreline ... and a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in the pond.  So, after thinking a mome...
aw5266770 08-24-2016 07:28 AM
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One more before I go to bed.  A woman in her late 80s goes to see her doctor for a routine annual exam and a few simple lab tests.  After the tests come back, the doctor goes back to the woman and says, "Your tests came back good.  For a woman in her...
aw5266770 08-22-2016 11:31 PM
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And, here's one more.  A senior couple is sitting in their rocking chairs on their front porch, rocking back and forth.  All of a sudden, the wife stops rocking, gets a scowl on her face, and picks up her cane.  Then WHAM! - she brings the cane down ...
aw5266770 08-22-2016 11:15 PM
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Here's another one.  Three senior men are sitting on a park bench.  The first man is in his 60s, the second man is in his 70s, and the 3rd man is in his 80s.  The following conversation takes place: Senior #1 -- Every time I go to bed, I have to wake...
aw5266770 08-22-2016 11:04 PM
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Years ago, our nation's highways were graced by "Burma Shave" ads.  There would be 4 or 5 ad signs, placed about a mile apart, consisting of prose or poetry that connected to prose or poetry on the next sign.  For example: If the skirts get any short...
aw5266770 08-22-2016 05:58 AM
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