A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind the teams' bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it." she replied "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents" !
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?
"Well... " she said, " I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, "Get the quarterback ! Get the quarterback "! Hel-lllo.... it's only 25 cents ! I hate to think what they would do if it was a whole DOLLAR! "
I've read many of your jokes here and many of them are funny. But it was this one that made me laugh out loud and I'm still smiling now.