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@BonnieC10 wrote:A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind the teams' bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it." she replied "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents" !
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?
"Well... " she said, " I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, "Get the quarterback ! Get the quarterback "! Hel-lllo.... it's only 25 cents ! I hate to think what they would do if it was a whole DOLLAR! "
Hey BonnieC10,
I've read many of your jokes here and many of them are funny. But it was this one that made me laugh out loud and I'm still smiling now.
Thanks.
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The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL ...
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement,
Did you ever notice: When you put the two words "The" and " IRS" together it spells 'theirs'...
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In addition to birthday greetings for Americans 80 or older, anniversary greetings are also sent to couples celebrating 50 or more years of marriage.
Requests must be put in writing and sent by mail to:
White House
Attn: Greetings Office
Room 39
Washington, D.C. 20502
Your request should be made six weeks prior to the occasion.
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Americans 80 or older, and those celebrating 50 years or more of marriage can recieve greetings from the White House by writing to :
White House
Attn: Greetings Office
Room 39
Washington, D.C. 20502
Requests should be made at least 6 weeks prior to the occasion.
For recorded info call 202-456-2724
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Dear Santa,
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all year.
Yer frend BILly
Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a friggin' book so you can learn to read and write?
I'm giving your older brother the Space Ranger. At least HE can spell!
Santa
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First Student:
"Too bad you flunked the test. How far were you from the right answer?"
Second Student:
" Two seats."
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time. But most of the time they make fools of themselves.
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Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Year's. You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do. This is the time for long naps,which you will need after circling the buffet table while carrying a 10-pound plate of food, and that vat of eggnog.
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Americans feast on 535 million pounds of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Benjamin Franklin wanted the turkey to be our national bird.
The heaviest turkey ever raised weighed in at 86 lbs. about the size of a German Shepherd.
In Mexico, the turkey was a sacrificial bird !
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