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WHEN I WAS A CHILD, I WAS TOLD ANYONE COULD BECOME PRESIDENT.... I'M BEGINNING TO BELIEVE IT !

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At my age, my number one fashion question is:

 

"Can you nap in it?"

 

 

Maxine

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Teacher:     "Whats' the difference between ignorance and apathy?"

Student:      "I don't know, and I don't care."

 

Beautician to client:    "I'll see you pretty soon.."

 

What are you going to be when you get out of school?    Old.

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"They hold elections in November,

because it's the best time to

pick out a turkey " 

 

Maxine

 

                GET OUT AND

                    VOTE   !!!

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"Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other."

 

John F. Kennedy

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TRY OUR SUNDAYS

THEY ARE BETTER

THAN BASKIN-ROBBINS

 

CAN'T SLEEP?

TRY COUNTING

YOUR BLESSINGS.

 

TRY JESUS

IF YOU DON'T LIKE HIM

THE DEVIL

WILL ALWAYS

TAKE YOU BACK

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FYI.... If you made any promises during the bottom of the 9th inning...

 

Services start at 10 a.m. Sunday Morning. Woman Frustrated

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I bought some tablets to help build my strength up.

 

But I can't get the friggin' lid off!

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"Grandma... do you call us honey just 'cause you can't remember our names?"

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When you're feeling stressed out, I think it helps to make a nice cup of hot tea and then spill it in the lap of who ever's bugging you.

 

I like rumors....you learn so much about yourself that you didn't know before!

 

Did you know line dancing was started by women waiting to use the bathroom?

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