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When you're feeling stressed out, I think it helps to make a nice cup of hot tea and then spill it in the lap of who ever's bugging you.

 

I like rumors....you learn so much about yourself that you didn't know before!

 

Did you know line dancing was started by women waiting to use the bathroom?

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A blonde discovers she has a flat tire on her car. She remarks:

 

"OMG a flat tire!"

 

Her blonde friend chimes in...

 

"Completely? No.. just on the bottom." 

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IF YOU THINK HALLOWEEN WAS SCAREY....

 

JUST WAIT FOR NOVEMBER 8TH !      Cat Mad

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I wanna go trick or treating with a wine glass instead of a bucket.

Let's just call it..

Trick - or - Moscato.  Smiley Happy

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You are not too bad to come in...

You are not to good to stay out.

 

Where will you be sitting in eternity?

Smoking or non-smoking?

 

Try our Sundays.

They are better than Baskin Robbins.

 

Under the same management

for over 2,000 years.

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The early bird gets the worm....

so sleep late and get a doughnut!

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A computer programmer is someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

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"You know why I feel old?...

 

I went to buy sexy underwear, and they automatically gift wrapped it!"

 

 

Joan Rivers

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My parents didn't actually teach how to adult. The only things I learned were to hoard plastic bags, in plastic bags, and if there is a person in your house, you feed them.

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Reach for the stars......

It keeps your boobs from saggng.  Smiley Wink

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