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FYI.... If you made any promises during the bottom of the 9th inning...

 

Services start at 10 a.m. Sunday Morning. Woman Frustrated

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I bought some tablets to help build my strength up.

 

But I can't get the friggin' lid off!

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"Grandma... do you call us honey just 'cause you can't remember our names?"

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When you're feeling stressed out, I think it helps to make a nice cup of hot tea and then spill it in the lap of who ever's bugging you.

 

I like rumors....you learn so much about yourself that you didn't know before!

 

Did you know line dancing was started by women waiting to use the bathroom?

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A blonde discovers she has a flat tire on her car. She remarks:

 

"OMG a flat tire!"

 

Her blonde friend chimes in...

 

"Completely? No.. just on the bottom." 

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IF YOU THINK HALLOWEEN WAS SCAREY....

 

JUST WAIT FOR NOVEMBER 8TH !      Cat Mad

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I wanna go trick or treating with a wine glass instead of a bucket.

Let's just call it..

Trick - or - Moscato.  Smiley Happy

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You are not too bad to come in...

You are not to good to stay out.

 

Where will you be sitting in eternity?

Smoking or non-smoking?

 

Try our Sundays.

They are better than Baskin Robbins.

 

Under the same management

for over 2,000 years.

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The early bird gets the worm....

so sleep late and get a doughnut!

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A computer programmer is someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

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