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Valued Social Butterfly

Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

 

One is heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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A Police officer called the Chief at the station on his radio.

 

"I have an interesting case here Sir. An old lady just shot her hubby for stepping on her just mopped floor. "

 

"Have you arrested the woman yet?"

 

"Not yet, the floor's still wet."

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Just got back from a pleasure trip...took my mother-in-law to the airport.

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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She's been married so many times, she has rice marks on her face !

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My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the Army. 

 

The first time he saluted, he killed himself.

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a water bed. My wife called it The Dead Sea.

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My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night.

 

 

Only this time I stayed in the bathroom and cried.

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When I read about the evils of drinking,.. I gave up reading.

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Those two are a fastidious couple.

 

She's fast and he's hideous.

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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While playing golf today I hit two good balls..

 

I stepped on a rake..

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