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A blonde man spies a letter lying on his doormat.

 

It says on the envelope

 

'DO NOT BEND'

 

He spends 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.

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A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts:

 

"Did you find the shampoo?"

 

He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do...

 

It's for dry hair, and I just wet mine."

 

 

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What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

 

One is heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

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A Police officer called the Chief at the station on his radio.

 

"I have an interesting case here Sir. An old lady just shot her hubby for stepping on her just mopped floor. "

 

"Have you arrested the woman yet?"

 

"Not yet, the floor's still wet."

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Just got back from a pleasure trip...took my mother-in-law to the airport.

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She's been married so many times, she has rice marks on her face !

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My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the Army. 

 

The first time he saluted, he killed himself.

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My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a water bed. My wife called it The Dead Sea.

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My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night.

 

 

Only this time I stayed in the bathroom and cried.

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When I read about the evils of drinking,.. I gave up reading.

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