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My name is David and Married and we live in New York. Looking for a pen pal since we are spending so much time close to home. I will talk about anything. A strange moment in American History. What will be the new normal?? Me, I am staying close to home, and looking for some new friends. Be careful, Stay safe. Please answer to PDEIG@optonline.net Thanks, David
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Deep in the back woods of Tennessee, a farmer's wife went into labor in the middle of the night and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said,"Here. You h...
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I’m giving up drinking until Christmas!Sorry, bad punctuation.I’m giving up, drinking until Christmas!
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I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse started with certain basics.“How much do you weigh?” she asked.“135,” I said. The nurse put me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.The nurse asked, “Your height?”“5 foot 4,” I said.The nu...
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A child psychologist had twin boys—one was an optimist; the other, a pessimist. Just to see what would happen, on Christmas Day he loaded the pessimist’s room with toys and games. In the optimist’s room, he dumped a pile of horse droppings.That night...
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As a man serviced an alarm system at a jewelry store recently, the saleswoman let him know that the store was having a 20 percent off sale."I bet your girlfriend would love it if you bought her something," she suggested."I don't have a girlfriend," h...
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Deep in the back woods of Tennessee, a farmer's wife went into labor in the middle of the night and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said,"Here. You h...
DavidE760644 11-16-2020 09:46 AM
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I’m giving up drinking until Christmas!Sorry, bad punctuation.I’m giving up, drinking until Christmas!
DavidE760644 11-09-2020 06:29 AM
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I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse started with certain basics.“How much do you weigh?” she asked.“135,” I said. The nurse put me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.The nurse asked, “Your height?”“5 foot 4,” I said.The nu...
DavidE760644 11-04-2020 11:29 AM
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A child psychologist had twin boys—one was an optimist; the other, a pessimist. Just to see what would happen, on Christmas Day he loaded the pessimist’s room with toys and games. In the optimist’s room, he dumped a pile of horse droppings.That night...
DavidE760644 11-01-2020 08:57 AM
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As a man serviced an alarm system at a jewelry store recently, the saleswoman let him know that the store was having a 20 percent off sale."I bet your girlfriend would love it if you bought her something," she suggested."I don't have a girlfriend," h...
DavidE760644 10-31-2020 06:19 AM
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Deep in the back woods of Tennessee, a farmer's wife went into labor in the middle of the night and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said,"Here. You h...
DavidE760644 11-16-2020 09:46 AM
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I’m giving up drinking until Christmas!Sorry, bad punctuation.I’m giving up, drinking until Christmas!
DavidE760644 11-09-2020 06:29 AM
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I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse started with certain basics.“How much do you weigh?” she asked.“135,” I said. The nurse put me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.The nurse asked, “Your height?”“5 foot 4,” I said.The nu...
DavidE760644 11-04-2020 11:29 AM
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A child psychologist had twin boys—one was an optimist; the other, a pessimist. Just to see what would happen, on Christmas Day he loaded the pessimist’s room with toys and games. In the optimist’s room, he dumped a pile of horse droppings.That night...
DavidE760644 11-01-2020 08:57 AM
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As a man serviced an alarm system at a jewelry store recently, the saleswoman let him know that the store was having a 20 percent off sale."I bet your girlfriend would love it if you bought her something," she suggested."I don't have a girlfriend," h...
DavidE760644 10-31-2020 06:19 AM
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