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My name is David and Married and we live in New York. Looking for a pen pal since we are spending so much time close to home. I will talk about anything. A strange moment in American History. What will be the new normal?? Me, I am staying close to home, and looking for some new friends. Be careful, Stay safe. Please answer to PDEIG@optonline.net Thanks, David
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Deep in the back woods of Tennessee, a farmer's wife went into labor in the middle of the night and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said,"Here. You h...
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I’m giving up drinking until Christmas!Sorry, bad punctuation.I’m giving up, drinking until Christmas!
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I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse started with certain basics.“How much do you weigh?” she asked.“135,” I said. The nurse put me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.The nurse asked, “Your height?”“5 foot 4,” I said.The nu...
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Teacher: "Okay class let's start by sharing our dreams. What's yours David?"David: "My dream is to earn $20,000 a month like my dad."Teacher: "Wow! Your dad earns that much?"David: "No ma'am, that's also my dad's dream."
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A homeowner was delighted with the way the painter had done all the work on his house. "You did a great job." he said and handed the man a check. "Also, as a bonus, here's an extra $100 to take the missus out to dinner and a movie."Later that night, ...
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Deep in the back woods of Tennessee, a farmer's wife went into labor in the middle of the night and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said,"Here. You h...
DavidE760644 11-16-2020 09:46 AM
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I’m giving up drinking until Christmas!Sorry, bad punctuation.I’m giving up, drinking until Christmas!
DavidE760644 11-09-2020 06:29 AM
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I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse started with certain basics.“How much do you weigh?” she asked.“135,” I said. The nurse put me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.The nurse asked, “Your height?”“5 foot 4,” I said.The nu...
DavidE760644 11-04-2020 11:29 AM
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Teacher: "Okay class let's start by sharing our dreams. What's yours David?"David: "My dream is to earn $20,000 a month like my dad."Teacher: "Wow! Your dad earns that much?"David: "No ma'am, that's also my dad's dream."
DavidE760644 10-19-2020 09:44 AM
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A homeowner was delighted with the way the painter had done all the work on his house. "You did a great job." he said and handed the man a check. "Also, as a bonus, here's an extra $100 to take the missus out to dinner and a movie."Later that night, ...
DavidE760644 10-15-2020 08:07 AM
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Deep in the back woods of Tennessee, a farmer's wife went into labor in the middle of the night and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said,"Here. You h...
DavidE760644 11-16-2020 09:46 AM
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I’m giving up drinking until Christmas!Sorry, bad punctuation.I’m giving up, drinking until Christmas!
DavidE760644 11-09-2020 06:29 AM
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I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse started with certain basics.“How much do you weigh?” she asked.“135,” I said. The nurse put me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.The nurse asked, “Your height?”“5 foot 4,” I said.The nu...
DavidE760644 11-04-2020 11:29 AM
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Teacher: "Okay class let's start by sharing our dreams. What's yours David?"David: "My dream is to earn $20,000 a month like my dad."Teacher: "Wow! Your dad earns that much?"David: "No ma'am, that's also my dad's dream."
DavidE760644 10-19-2020 09:44 AM
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A homeowner was delighted with the way the painter had done all the work on his house. "You did a great job." he said and handed the man a check. "Also, as a bonus, here's an extra $100 to take the missus out to dinner and a movie."Later that night, ...
DavidE760644 10-15-2020 08:07 AM
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