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Need a smile, today?

I think we need a good laugh every day!

Here's my contribution.

September is here!

Time for back-to-school sales.
Clothes for the kids,books and supplies

and, liquor for the teachers!

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Thanks to the thrift,self sacrifice and ambition of parents to create an easier, trouble-free life for their families, millions of kids now have what their parents never had..... Apathy!!

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Thanks to the truth in advertising, it will no longer be called ' college'.

It will be called 'Remedial High School'

Okay, I hope other have a few ole jokes to post!

J0yce ,<)

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