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I think we need a good laugh every day!
Here's my contribution.
September is here!
Time for back-to-school sales. Clothes for the kids,books and supplies
and, liquor for the teachers!
Thanks to the thrift,self sacrifice and ambition of parents to create an easier, trouble-free life for their families, millions of kids now have what their parents never had..... Apathy!!
Thanks to the truth in advertising, it will no longer be called ' college'.
It will be called 'Remedial High School'
Okay, I hope other have a few ole jokes to post!
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