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FRONT PORCH - SENIOR TEXTING

FRONT PORCH - SENIOR TEXTING
CODES


  Since all the "kids" have all their
little codes...like BFF, WTF,
LOL, etc. here are codes that I have
established:


  ATD - At the Doctor's
  BFF - Best Friends Funeral
  BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
  BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
  CBM - Covered by Medicare
  CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center
  FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
  FYI - Found Your Insulin
  GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
  GHA - Got Heartburn Again
  HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
  IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
  LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
  LOL - Living on Lipitor
  LWO - Lawrence Welk's On
  OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
  ROFL....CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!
  WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
  WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again
  WTP - Where's the Prunes
  WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil
  GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in
  WDICIHF? - What did I come in here for?

 

I THINK THIS WAS POSTED HERE SOMETIME AGO, STILL FUNNY!



 
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@Dragon12345 

 

To go to the home page for Our Front Porch click on the Link below:

 

https://community.aarp.org/t5/Our-Front-Porch/bd-p/bg31

 

 

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Hello what's new around here. I'm a little new to this new formatt. I go back over 7 years give or take. Wanted to see what is new around.

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