AARP Eye Center
FRONT PORCH - SENIOR TEXTING
CODES
Since all the "kids" have all their
little codes...like BFF, WTF,
LOL, etc. here are codes that I have
established:
ATD - At the Doctor's
BFF - Best Friends Funeral
BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM - Covered by Medicare
CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
FYI - Found Your Insulin
GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA - Got Heartburn Again
HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL - Living on Lipitor
LWO - Lawrence Welk's On
OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
ROFL....CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!
WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again
WTP - Where's the Prunes
WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in
WDICIHF? - What did I come in here for?
I THINK THIS WAS POSTED HERE SOMETIME AGO, STILL FUNNY!
To go to the home page for Our Front Porch click on the Link below:
https://community.aarp.org/t5/Our-Front-Porch/bd-p/bg31
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