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[1] 07142024:
Late Riser-Bug Saving-Plant Wash-Sheena's Eyes Turned Green-Pineapple Blocks Constructed-Tarot-Cherrypicker Movie-Early Grasshopper-Dogs & Beans-Hot-Crickets-Loud-Train-Foot Soak-Kitty Cuddles-Turn In.
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[154] 05132025:
The jar of honey, amber, rich, and deep,
A cunning notion I resolved to keep.
To catch the flies that danced in sunlit air,
And banish them from my small kitchen square.
I spread a layer, sticky, sweet, and vast,
A golden welcome that I hoped would last.
Imagined them, ensnared in sugary plight,
Their buzzing silenced by the morning light.
But hours drifted, shadows grew and crept,
Upon the honey, not one insect stepped.
The flies still buzzed, with insolent delight,
Ignoring wholly my strategic might.
The sweet trap failed, a lesson learned that day,
My plan did not work; they simply flew away.
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[154] 05132025:
The jar of honey, amber, rich, and deep,
A cunning notion I resolved to keep.
To catch the flies that danced in sunlit air,
And banish them from my small kitchen square.
I spread a layer, sticky, sweet, and vast,
A golden welcome that I hoped would last.
Imagined them, ensnared in sugary plight,
Their buzzing silenced by the morning light.
But hours drifted, shadows grew and crept,
Upon the honey, not one insect stepped.
The flies still buzzed, with insolent delight,
Ignoring wholly my strategic might.
The sweet trap failed, a lesson learned that day,
My plan did not work; they simply flew away.
⭑ ๋࣭ ⭑... ⌞What the GLITCH!⌝ ... ⭑ ๋࣭ ⭑(っ ͡ ͡° - ͡ ͡° ς)
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[153] 05112025:
Peace Lilies-Lost Pop Socket-Scavenger Hunt-Taco Johns-Yummy Cuppycakes-Melted Crayons-Shrinky Dinks-Croquet-Daisy Chains-90 Degrees-Cherry Coke-Dandelion Fluff-Spontaneous Sleepover-Dr. Seuss-The Twilight Zone Marathon-'Happy Mother's Day!'
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[152] 05102025:
If The World Is Defined By Mathematics-Why-0-Why-Doesn't It Add Up-?-(- ‿◦ ).
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[151] 05022025:
Trying To Get My Brain Worms Happy-Oh So Challenging-But Oh So Worth It-When It Finally Happens-Happy Worms Are Here Again. 🌈🧠
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[150] 05012025:
She'll Be Coming 'Round The Mountain When She Comes-She'll Be Coming 'Round The Mountain When She Comes-She'll Be Coming 'Round The Mountain-She'll Be Coming 'Round The Mountain-She'll Be Coming 'Round The Mountain When She Comes-Cha-Cha-Cha.
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[149] 04152025:
Earlier Today-While Loading The Washing Machine With Clothes-The Washing Machine Lid Fell On My Back-I Remember Thinking-This Washing Machine Is Trying To Eat Me-What The...-What a Monster.
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[148] 04082025:
Open Windows-Two Bunnies In The Backyard-Of Course I Took Pictures-Two Mourning Doves-Loving On Each Other-A Wet Dog Smell In The Air-What's That All About-Huh-Hey! There['s] A-Lone Yellow Dandelion-Waiting On a Friend-In a Safe Spot-Out Of Reach Of The Push Mower [Luckily]-But Soon-The Noise Of Lawn Mowers-Echoing-In The Valley-Hello Blue Skies-It's Been Such a Nice Day-What a Beautiful Day-A Day I Wish Would Last Forever-More.
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[147] 03282025:
Just Recently-Saw The Strangest-Delightful-Refreshingly Dark Movie-The Rule of Jenny Pen-John Lithgow Is Freakin' Fantastic-Great Quote-'We Don't Stop Playing Because We Get Old-We Get Old Because We Stop Playing.'-So Tasty-Tasty Food For Thought-And-So-So Good For You[?].
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[146] 03162025:
Ya-Learn Something New Every Day-Tacocat Spelled Backwards Is Tacocat-It's Been That Kind Of Day-Be Sure To Wear Green-TomorrowTodayTomorrow-Pinches Sure Do Hurtie-Here Take This ☘️-Or This 💰✔️ [For Those Pesky Leprechauns]-And-Watch Out For Snakes-🐍 Hisssss-x.
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[145] 02162025:
Late Night Movie Time-Tubi Time-Sci-Fi Drama-Black Hollow Cage-'They Are Not To Be Trusted'-Good Night-Sweet Dreams-😴💤.
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[141] 01012025:
Happy-New-Year-2025-!!!
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[140] 12262024:
This House Is So Full Of People-It Makes Me Sick!-Whoa Horsey-The A-Team Makes It All Better-Don't Cha Know-;-).
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[139] 12242024:
Merry Christmas-Eve-Last Night-My Cat Pulled A Candy Cane Off Of The Christmas Tree-She Actually Carried It Down The Hallway-In Her Mouth-I've Already Scolded Her About It-Once Before-You Know How Cats Can Be-They Become Hard Of Hearing-Selectively-When I Took That Candy Cane Away-The Sadness That Filled Her Eyes-Made Me Wanna Give It Back-But-I Didn't-Quick!-Create a Diversion-Crumpled Up Wrapping Paper!-There You Go!-Speaking Of Which-Gotta Go To Sleep-Santa's Coming To Town-Please Believe Me Santa-I've Been Good All Year-Your Little Angel-Kelly.
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[136] 12182024:
Chocolate Didn't Want To-So I Dared Peanut Butter-To-Dance With Chocolate-And Now They're-Home-Made Peanut Butter Cups-Please Do Not Eat-;-).
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[135] 12172024:
I Must Admit-I Only Like Character Band-Aids-You Know-Dinosaurs-Hello Kitty-Popsicles-Gummy Bears-Hearts-GI Joe-I Need Them-To Heal My Owies-No Cccat Scratch Fever-All Better!-;-).
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[134] 12162024:
Ever Feel Like-One Of Those Ducks-At The Carnival-The Duck & Gun Game-Ping-Ping-Ping-It's Enough To Drive You Mad-Please Make It Stop-;-).
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[133] 12152024:
Amazing What One Can Do In A Weekend-Yawn-You Can Find Me In Bed-Quick Stepping to Slumberland-Staying At The Forty Winks-The Hotel Rates Are Reasonable-There's Continental Breakfast-Boy Oh Boy-Looking Forward To That-Time Now For Some Peace and Quiet.
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[132] 12142024:
Did Anyone See Mister Moon-Tonight-Shining Brightly-Sporting A Misty Cloud Halo-A Sight For Sore Eyes-Goodnight Mister Moon-It's Always Lovely To See You.
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[130] 12112024:
'Happy Birthday, Mommy.' 🎈
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[129] 12102024:
Is This Year Almost Over-Yet-It's Going By Too Fast-Bittersweet-That's How It All Tastes-Anyway-;-).
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[128] 12092024:
Don't Scissors With Run-A Cake Of Piece-Don't Count Your Hatch Before They Chickens-A Dozen A Dime-Every Silver Lining Has A Cloud-Don't Put Your Basket In One Eggs-Leg A Break-Bullet The Bite-A Disguise In Blessing-Wrong Up The Barking Tree-By The Teeth Of Your Skin-At The Hat Of A Drop-Cat Killed The Curiosity-Day It A Call.
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[126] 12062024:
What Am I Watching-Wax On-Wax Off-Daniel San-What a Great Christmas Movie-Just Kidding-Nice 2 B Non-Traditional-Eh.
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