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Joke of the Day-Sun-Sept 13

Bob Hope once said that he "didn't mind doing benefits for all religions because he didn't want to blow the hereafter on a technicality!"

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A Kids Prayer: Dear GOD: Is Reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do you just know him through business?                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Dear GOD: I bet it is hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world. there are only four people in our family, and I can never do it. 

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I read this in Reader's Digest; My teenage son and I were discussing dating and relationships. To impress upon him that I had valuable experience  , I commented," You know, I've been around the barn a few times."                                                                                                                                                'Yeah Mom," he said unimpressed," but always on the same horse."

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