Good day

[RacquelE712599]

Liar liar pants on fire, A liar never remember the truth, but the truth remembers the Lie

[RacquelE712599]

Play nice 😛

[RacquelE712599]

Exercise 

[RacquelE712599]

Tell me something new 

[RacquelE712599]

Sunday 

[RacquelE712599]

Take your Time

[RacquelE712599]

Do Something for someone else 

[RacquelE712599]

Do something nice

[RacquelE712599]

I said it First 

[IndyMo]

This man who was born into a poor home and lived modestly for most of his adult life, finally hit it big and one of the things that he'd promised himself for that occasion, was an expensive, tailor-made suit.  He looked up the best rep tailor in town and went in & picked out a beautiful fabric, and the tailor and his asst's. took hundreds of measurements and told the guy to come back in 2 wks for his 1st fitting. Well after trying on the suit he saw one sleeve two inches longer than the other, and when he pointed this out the old tlr said; "well, chust bend that arm up & hold it like so. " What?" shouted the customer "after taking all those measurements?" Well this went on with the pants and the crooked vest, as well. Finally the guy couldn't take it anymore & told them "I'm getting out of there, before I lose my temper & hit somebody".  And he stormed out the door and down the sidewalk. He passed a couple, and the lady asked her husb.,"did you see that poor crippled fellow, we just passed?" The husb replied;"yes, but did you see how nice that expensive suit fit him?"

[IndyMo]

Years ago , I dated this midget, she was pretty and I was just nuts over that girl. She kicked me out tho, for some reason I'm still trying to figure out. It was her birthday, and I bought her a dozen dwarf roses.

[RacquelE712599]

Hold on to your sexy

[nahchoo]

I’d rather hold onto you, Sexy!  😉

[RacquelE712599]

Be the master of your moods instead of letting them control you

[RacquelE712599]

Let’s see what today brings 🤫

[LydiaN586309]

@RacquelE712599, hopefully the day will bring good things.  We all have had enough of the other.  And that's for sure!

Lydia😋

[RacquelE712599]

Thank you 🤗

[RacquelE712599]

Smile 

[OscarE1968]

Takes longer to come up with a lie then just telling the truth.... Honesty is my only excuse.

[RacquelE712599]

Good days and Bad days learn to treat them the same 

[OscarE1968]

Live to learn, learn to live