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How Are You Toeday?
I'm Alright. Thank You.

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Made of flesh and bone, not chips and blips.

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There's a full moon tonight!
Oh really, where, what time?
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Made of flesh and bone, not chips and blips.

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I have gas. Oh my gosh leave now!

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Where's my shoes? Check the closet.

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Gym is missing.
What! Missing from the dryer?

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