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EricC227821
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โ€Ž04-01-2023 11:30 AM

Caption This Duck

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postman29
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โ€Ž04-04-2023 04:20 PM

Wow, I think the person on the other end of this call has gone bananas!

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Vexed
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โ€Ž04-02-2023 08:22 PM

This guy isn't fooling me. There isn't even a dial tone on this banana.

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Therapist4u
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โ€Ž04-01-2023 07:54 PM

Oh....remember

that oh so funny joke?

knock knock whoโ€™s there  Banana ๐ŸŒ

Banana who?

knock knock whoโ€™s there  Banana ๐ŸŒ

Banana who?

knock knock whoโ€™s there  Orange ๐ŸŠ

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say banana again ? ๐Ÿ˜€

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KellytheBelly
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โ€Ž04-01-2023 04:48 PM

@EricC227821 wrote:
Caption This Duck

DuckHairAppt.jpg

 

'Aflac customer service. My name is Duck. How may I help you.'

 

Gotye - Thanks For Your Time (Official Music Video) 

 

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DirkB349973
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โ€Ž04-01-2023 02:05 PM

What do you mean the call is coming from inside the house?

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jonibee
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โ€Ž04-01-2023 01:47 PM

This is Agent 007.speaking...I'm ready to "peel off" my disguise....

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EricC227821
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โ€Ž04-01-2023 11:32 AM

You have to fit me in! I'm giving a keynote speech tonight and I'm having a Bad Hair Day!

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