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There was a cow and a kangaroo sitting at a bar as they talked their eyes came upon a jar. was it local or was it far. what were the contents what is the tale the jar, As their voices got loud another person in the crowd heard their pleas as it turns out it was filled with limburger cheese
@AARPRachelA So clever Well done. The minute I read "bred" in your poem, I thought of bread, and this popped in my head. Sometimes they come fast, and sometimes slow and painful.
Wonder, that was the bread,
my brother loved, and he was fed
Squash it into a tiny ball,
is that really it, is that all?
If I had to eat it, would dread.
--- Christine
So clever. @postman29 . That limerick is exceptional! You deserve a worthy response.
That poem gave me shivers,
want your skill, just some slivers.
Only one thing left to say,
Stevie Wonder said it this way.
Signed, Sealed, Delivers.
--- Christine
Thank you @postman29 . I hope I haven't pulled you into the dark world of, . . . addictive limericking. Support group? Take care, 😄 --- Christine
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