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Re: What is your most embarrassing/awkward childhood experience?

I farted (fotted)  in church one Sunday.  The priest said "I didn't hear  what you said.  Would you please repeat what you said."  I tried it again but something went wrong.  It turned to  "I **bleep** myself".
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Re: MORNING ROLL CALL! MARCH-APRIL

Why?  I feel very reliefed after the second one.
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Re: MORNING ROLL CALL! MARCH-APRIL

When I farted (fotted) in church one Sunday.  The priest said  "I didn't understand you, would you please repeat what you said".
WilliamC290380 03-26-2019 10:39 AM
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Re: What is your most embarrassing/awkward childhood experience?

When I farted (fotted) in church one Sunday. The priest asked me to repeat, he didn't understand me.
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Re: What is your most embarrassing/awkward childhood experience?

When I farted in church one Sunday.
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Re: What is your most embarrassing/awkward childhood experience?

I farted (fotted)  in church one Sunday.  The priest said "I didn't hear  what you said.  Would you please repeat what you said."  I tried it again but something went wrong.  It turned to  "I **bleep** myself".
WilliamC290380 04-03-2019 01:52 PM
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Re: MORNING ROLL CALL! MARCH-APRIL

Why?  I feel very reliefed after the second one.
WilliamC290380 03-26-2019 12:03 PM
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Re: MORNING ROLL CALL! MARCH-APRIL

When I farted (fotted) in church one Sunday.  The priest said  "I didn't understand you, would you please repeat what you said".
WilliamC290380 03-26-2019 10:39 AM
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Re: What is your most embarrassing/awkward childhood experience?

When I farted (fotted) in church one Sunday. The priest asked me to repeat, he didn't understand me.
WilliamC290380 03-26-2019 10:32 AM
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Re: What is your most embarrassing/awkward childhood experience?

When I farted in church one Sunday.
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Re: What is your most embarrassing/awkward childhood experience?

I farted (fotted)  in church one Sunday.  The priest said "I didn't hear  what you said.  Would you please repeat what you said."  I tried it again but something went wrong.  It turned to  "I **bleep** myself".
WilliamC290380 04-03-2019 01:52 PM
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Re: MORNING ROLL CALL! MARCH-APRIL

Why?  I feel very reliefed after the second one.
WilliamC290380 03-26-2019 12:03 PM
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Re: MORNING ROLL CALL! MARCH-APRIL

When I farted (fotted) in church one Sunday.  The priest said  "I didn't understand you, would you please repeat what you said".
WilliamC290380 03-26-2019 10:39 AM
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Re: What is your most embarrassing/awkward childhood experience?

When I farted (fotted) in church one Sunday. The priest asked me to repeat, he didn't understand me.
WilliamC290380 03-26-2019 10:32 AM
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Re: What is your most embarrassing/awkward childhood experience?

When I farted in church one Sunday.
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