What Songs Would You Retire?

[BobH1949]

I wouldn't retire any music. Every song, every type has different meaning to different people.

Who are we to judge!

[DarcyFarrow]

My Humps (Black Eyed Peas) and any other songs featuring "lady lumps," "junk in the trunk" or "coco puff"

[tinyrey]

Let me see. Oh yeah, Last Kiss. Pearl Jam version makes me want to throw up in my mouth. 

[DarcyFarrow]

Me and Mrs Jones (Billy Paul) and Run to You (Bryan Adams)--just a personal reaction, but songs that celebrate infidelity creep me out

[eg177]

Alone Again Naturally by Gilbert O'Sullivan

It's message is SO negative!

[CarrieandLaith]

Lonely Boy by Andrew Gold...seriously???!

A first-born son feels displaced by a baby sister and causes him to spiral out of control!

Pllllleeeassse!

[DarcyFarrow]

"You're Having My Baby"

(worst reason for having kids:  "what a lovely way of saying what you're thinking of me")

[mmnetkow]

We will have to agree to disagree. I do respect the Beatles, however they are not my cup of tea. Though I thought the White album was pretty good.

[ziptra38]

You don't know much about music if you say that about the Beatles!! You don't have to like their music, but at least have respect for their talent. All 4 of them!  While My Guitar Gently Weeps is one of the best songs ever written.... 

[ziptra38]

Who Let the Dogs Out; anything by Katie Perry; Sexual Healing (Marvin Gaye);