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Songs with Clever Lines
So which lines jump out at you as especially clever or well written?
To start: "We have to shout above the din of our Rice Crispies" ("Synchronicity II," the Police)
"Is her power all in her club sandwich?" ("Waitress," Tori Amos)
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I have to add this song to the list. And who else could think of those lyrics? I remember the first time I heard it, and thinking it was hilarious. Couldn't wait to hear it again!
Margaritaville - Jimmy Buffett 🍸 😎
Watchin' the sun bake
All of those tourists covered with oil
On my front porch swing
Smell those shrimp, they're beginnin' to boil
Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame
But I know, it's nobody's fault
Stayed here all season
Nothing to show but this brand new tattoo
A Mexican cutie
How it got here, I haven't a clue
Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame
Now I think, hell, it could be my fault
Stepped on a pop top
Cut my heel, had to cruise on back home
And soon it will render
That frozen concoction that helps me hang on
Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame
But I know, it's my own **bleep** fault
That there's a woman to blame
And I know, it's my own **bleep** fault
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Powerful Stuff Fabulous Thunderbirds. I had forgotten how much I loved this
cleverly worded song with its catchy,
driving beat
”Her hip shakin’ whip snakin’ cooked my goose
I tell you that babe she’s a fine papoose
I love her mind, but here’s the deal
She’s got the kind of girl who rides the manmobile”
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Little Boxes - Malvina Reynolds
Little Boxes made of ticky tacky
Here's a link to the entire lyrics if you have forgotten it . . . it works best in full context . . . a creative expression for the lack of creativity . . . clever!
http://www.malvinareynolds.com/mr094.htm
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Bennie and the Jets Sir Elton John. It’s no
secret that the songwriting combo of
Elton and Bernie is magical. This song
puts it on full display tho, imo. Every
line is great but I’ll go with verse two:
Say, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet
Uh but they’re so spaced out, B-B-B
Bennie and the jets
Oh but they’re weird and they’re wonderful
Oh Bennie she’s really keen
She’s got electric boots a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine
B-B-B Bennie and the jets
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Forever in rock history as the song that gave us . . .
I like smoke and lightning
Heavy metal thunder
Born to Be Wild - Steppenwolf
This song was inducted into the R&R HoF. Now if they would just vote in the band that gave it to us! 😖
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Stairway to Heaven Led Zeppelin This
song is right up there in my top ten best
songs with clever lyrics ever recorded.
The entire song has great lyrics, but this
is the crem de la crem for me:
If there’s a bustle in your hedgerow
Don’t be alarmed now
It’s just a spring clean for the May Queen
Yes, there are two paths you can go by
But in the long run
There’s still time to change the road you’re on
And it makes me wonder
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Tunnel of love Springsteen. Bruce is a
master with his lyrics, this song was
released when his marriage was falling
apart is, imo, one of his best
”Fat man sitting on a little stool
Takes the money from my hand
While his eyes take a walk all over you
Hands me the ticket, smiles and whispers
Good luck
Cuddle up Angel, cuddle up my little dove
We’ll ride down baby into this
Tunnel of love”
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I woke up in a Soho doorway
A policeman knew my name
He said, You can go sleep at home tonight
If you can get up and walk away
I crawled back to the Underground
And a breeze blew back my hair
I remember throwing punches around
And preaching from my chair
Who Are You?
The Who
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"We Didn't Start The Fire" by Billy Joel
(this is always my pick for lyrics)
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From Paul Simon: https://youtu.be/QOvs3rCFI2A
"A Simple Desultory Philippic"
I been John O'Hara'd, McNamara'd
I been Rolling Stoned and Beatled 'til I'm blind
I been Ayn Randed, nearly branded
A Communist, 'cause I'm left-handed
That's the hand I use, well, never mind
I been Phil Spectored, resurrected
I been Lou Adlered, Barry Sadlered
Well, I paid all the dues I want to pay
And I learned the truth from Lenny Bruce
And of all my wealth won't buy me health
So I smoke a pint of tea a day
I knew a man his brain so small
He couldn't think of nothin' at all
He's not the same as you and me
He doesn't dig poetry, he's so unhip that
When you say Dylan, he thinks you're talkin' about Dylan Thomas
Whoever he is
The man ain't got no culture
But its alright, Ma, everybody must get stoned
I been Mick Jaggered, silver daggered
Andy Warhol, won't you please come home?
I been mothered, fathered, aunt and uncled
Been Roy Haleed and Art Garfunkeled
I just discovered somebody's tapped my phone
Folk rock
I lost my harmonica, Albert
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The Ledge (1980) Fleetwood Mac
This quirky, catchy tune is Lindsey
at his best
Countin’ on my fingers
Countin’ on my toes
Slippin’ through your fingers
Watchin’ how it grows
You can love me baby but you can’t walk out
Someone oughta tell you what it’s really all about
Do you ever wonder
Do you ever hate
Six feet under
Someone who can wait
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Strawberry Fields Forever-Beatles
Every line is great!
'Cause I'm going to Strawberry Fields
Nothing is real
And nothing to get hung about
Strawberry Fields forever
Misunderstanding all you see
It's getting hard to be someone
But it all works out
It doesn't matter much to me
'Cause I'm going to Strawberry Fields
Nothing is real
And nothing to get hung about
Strawberry Fields forever
I mean it must be high or low
That is you can't, you know, tune in
But it's all right
That is, I think, it's not too bad
'Cause I'm going to Strawberry Fields
Nothing is real
And nothing to get hung about
Strawberry Fields forever
But you know I know when it's a dream
I think, er, no, I mean, er, yes
But it's all wrong
That is I think I disagree
'Cause I'm going to Strawberry Fields
Nothing is real
And nothing to get hung about
Strawberry Fields forever
Strawberry Fields forever
Strawberry Fields forever
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The lunatic is in my head
You raise the blade, you make the change
You re-arrange me 'til I'm sane
You lock the door
And throw away the key
You shout and no one seems to hear
And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon
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It's not just the lyrics to this one, but the way Mick sings it just cracks me up!
The Spider and the Fly - The Rolling Stones
Wonderin' what I'd do when I'm through tonight
Smokin', mopin', maybe just hopin'
Some little girl will pass on by
Don't wanna be alone but I love my girl at home
I remember what she said (what she said)
She said, "my, my, my, don't tell lies,
Keep fidelity in your head
My my my, don't tell lies,
When you're done you should go to bed
Don't say hi, like a spider to a fly
Jump right ahead and you're dead"
Down to the bar at the place I'm at
Sittin', drinkin', superficially thinkin'
About the rinsed-out blonde on my left
But then I said "hi" like a spider to a fly
Rememberin' what my little girl said
I would have run away but I was on my own
She told me later she's a machine operator
She said she liked the way I held the microphone
Then I said "hi" like a spider to a fly
Jump right ahead in my web
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Up To No Good Livin’-Chris Stapleton
And not have ya checkin' my breath
I'm tired of her turning her questions
Into the Gettysburg Address
The fact that she don't makes me mad
Can't count all the times that I begged her
Honey, just let my past be the past
Done a whole lotta **bleep** not permitted by law
People call me the Picasso of painting the town
And I've finally grown up
I finally changed from that someone I was to somebody I ain't
But she finds it hard to believe that she's turned me around
Though I'll probably die before I live all mine
Up to no good livin' now
And that just kept making things worse
I ain't been guilty of nothin'
Of being the man she deserves
Done a whole lotta **bleep** not permitted by law
People call me the Picasso of painting the town
And I've finally grown up
I finally changed from that someone I was to somebody I ain't
But she finds it hard to believe that she's turned me around
You know I'll probably die before I live all mine
Up to no good livin' now
And I woke up some mornings with I don't know who
But I never dreamed back then that I'd have to pay for it now
You know I'll probably die before I live all mine
Up to no good livin' now
Yeah I'd hate to die before I live all mine
Up to no good livin' now
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'Cause I've been rocked into ruin, I've been discoed to death
I've been funk rocked and punk rocked 'til I can't catch my breath
I've been reggaed 'til I'm ragged, I've been new waved 'til I'm blind
But I've got a solution for my funky state of mind
Passing Lane
The Charlie Daniels Band
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@LouLit01 - Your post: Passing Lane, Charlie Daniels Band
Reminds me of this amusing little song written by Paul Simon, which is mostly a dig at Bob Dylan's writing style, but he manages to take a swipe at just about everything that was part and parcel of pop culture back in the day. Simon resented comparisons of himself and Dylan. IMO, they were both brilliant and had completely different writing styles. There is no comparison in my mind.
A Simple Desultory Philippic - S & G
I been John O'Hara'd, McNamara'd
I been Rolling Stoned and Beatled 'til I'm blind
I been Ayn Randed, nearly branded
Communist, 'cause I'm left-handed
That's the hand I use, well, never mind
I been Lou Adlered, Barry Sadlered
Well, I paid all the dues I want to pay
And I learned the truth from Lenny Bruce
And all my wealth won't buy me health
So I smoke a pint of tea a day
He couldn't think of nothing at all
Not the same as you and me
He doesn't dig poetry
He's so unhip that when you say Dylan
He thinks you're talking about Dylan Thomas
Whoever he was
The man ain't got no culture
But it's alright, ma, everybody must get stoned
Andy Warhol, won't you please come home?
I been mother, father, aunt and uncled
Been Roy Haleed and Art Garfunkeled
I just discovered somebody's tapped my phone
I've lost my harmonica, Albert
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Lucy in the sky with diamonds Fab 4️⃣
The incredible imagery that is the
Beatles is on full display during this
masterpiece:
”Picture yourself on a train in a station
With plasticine porters with looking glass ties
Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile
The girl with the kaleidoscope eyes”
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