Aggressive Driving Excuses

[Rocky818]

“” I want to be the first one at a red light.”

”My funeral is next week so I want to get all my errands done quick.”

[Vexed]

 My favorite if I can remember to tell it right ......

  A state trooper turned his lights on and started chasing a speeder after he took of speeding right in front of him.  This went on for a while until he finally pulled over. The officer said "Why did you take off speeding like that?" The guy says "Sorry, my wife ran off with a state trooper and I was afraid he was bringing her back."

[SummerOnTheWay1]

Lol @Vexed 😅

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@Vexed wrote:

 My favorite if I can remember to tell it right ......

  A state trooper turned his lights on and started chasing a speeder after he took of speeding right in front of him.  This went on for a while until he finally pulled over. The officer said "Why did you take off speeding like that?" The guy says "Sorry, my wife ran off with a state trooper and I was afraid he was bringing her back."

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[SummerOnTheWay1]

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[SummerOnTheWay1]

I just washed my car, I am trying to dry it. [Speeder tells cop]

[SummerOnTheWay1]

Lol 😅

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@Rocky818 wrote:

“” I want to be the first one at a red light.”

”My funeral is next week so I want to get all my errands done quick.”

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[Rocky818]

  " I was in a mad rush because I was heading to Mcds and I wanted to get there before the breakfast menu changed over to the lunch menu."

[SummerOnTheWay1]

@Rocky818 , I will be back in a few hours to add mine!!! 👍

[Rocky818]

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@Rocky818 wrote

Funny hypothetical Excuses why people are always in a hurry on the roads.

“” I want to be the first one at a red light.”

”My funeral is next week so I want to get all my errands done quick.”

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