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Maxine on "Driver Safety"..... "I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures."
Maxine on "Lawn Care"....... "The key to a nice looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless."
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@BonnieC10 wrote:Listen to the wind....
It talks.
Listen to the silence....
It speaks.
Listen to your heart....
It knows !
Native American Proverb
Love it Bonnie!
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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
If Barbie is so popular, why do we have to buy her friends?
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
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I called an old friend and asked what he was doing..
He said he was working on Aqua -Thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum and steel under a constrained environment.
I was really impressed !
Upon further inquiry, I learned that he was washing dishes with hot water, under his wife's supervision.
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We pray for understanding as to
how and why this happened.
For the strength to deal with the loss.
For the courage to eventually
pick up the pieces and move on with life.
For the ability to one day forgive
those responsible for this great loss.
May God fill our hearts with love,
help take away the sorrow,
help heal the wounds.
May the laughter of the children
help us remember that
there is still good in the world.
And, may the warmth of the sun
shine down upon us and
help us find our smiles again.
September 11, 2001
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My friend ( who is very blonde ) was running around every which way, searching all around her living room. "What are you looking for?" I asked her...
"Looking for the hidden camera." she replied.
Shocked, I asked "What makes you think there is a hidden camera?"
"That guy on TV knows exactly what I'm doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying, "You are watching the shopping channel." How does he know that ! "
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My weight problem is hereditary, it was passed down from my mouth to my stomach.
I have the theory that chocolate slows down the aging process.
It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance?
A house is made of walls and beams..
A home is built with love and dreams.
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