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πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ Work & Jobs HUMOR!

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(1/15/23) My memory has gotten so bad it has actually caused me to lose my job. I’m still employed. I just can’t remember where.

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(1/13/23) I just lost my job as a psychic. I did not see that coming.

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(1/10/23) Just found out the company that produces yardsticks won’t be making them any longer. 


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(1/10/23) I like what mechanics wear…overall.


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(1/10/23) Boss told me that as a security guard, it’s my job to watch the office. I’m on season 6, but I’m not sure what it’s got to do with security.


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(1/10/23) The CEO of Ikea was appointed Prime Minister of Sweden. He’s currently assembling his cabinet.


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(1/10/23) What do biologists wear to work on Casual Friday? Genes.

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(1/9/23) "I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it." β€” Bill Gates.

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(1/9/23) "No man goes before his timeβ€”unless the boss leaves early." β€” Groucho Marx

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(1/9/23) "Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you're finished." β€” Leslie Nielsen


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(1/9/23) "I am a friend of the workingman, and I would rather be his friend, than be one." β€” Clarence Darrow


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