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I remember listening to Free sing All Right Now and I swear when Paul Rodgers sang "Let's move before they raise the parking rate", I thought he was saying "Let's move before they raise the f***ing rent".



    

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Misheard - (yep, I'm guilty)

Wheel go 'round in circles

 

Actual -

Will it go 'round in circles

 

from -

Will It Go 'Round in Circles - Billy Preston

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Five Magics - Megadeth

 

Actual lyric:

I master

five magics

 

Misheard lyric:

Thigh master

five fat chicks

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Herman’s Hermits:

 

Heard: “She’s a Muscular Boy”

 

Actual: “She’s a Must to Avoid”

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Money for Nothing  - Dire Straits 

 

Heard:

Money for nothing and your chips are free

 

Correct:

Money for nothing and the chicks for free

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“Secret Agent Man” (Johnny Rivers)

 

”secret Asian man”

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Thanks for resurfacing this thread from several years ago. I had not read it, but very interesting topic. Perhaps we can add more titles now. I agree with the choice Blinded by the Light as being the most misinterpreted lyrics ever!

 

Elton John songs often throw me for a loop. Never could get this one - - -

 

Rocket man burning out his fuse up hear alone

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King Of Rock is gone..but all of his songs will stay with us Forever.

You Ain’t nothing but a Hound Dog

Panayiotis

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Neil Diamond's FOREVER IN BLUE JEANS -

I went for a good number of years thinking that was REVEREND BLUE JEANS!

Also, The Moody Blues' NIGHTS IN WHITE SATIN -

for a long while I had in my mind that it was KNIGHTS IN WHITE SATIN & actually envisioned a knight in armor, sitting upon his steed, whenever I heard that song mentioned or heard the song itself!
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Misheard Sting



"Englishman in New York"



I'm an idiot. I'm a legal idiot



Real



I'm an alien. I'm a legal alien



"All This Time" 



 



Und warum?

Und warum, warum?

Und warum?



Real



One by one

One by one, by one

One by one.


'Und warum?' is German for 'And why?'


 


"Be Still My Heart"


I've been to evry single Bogart movie


Real


I've been to every single book I know


 

The good folks at AARP have more important things to do they refuse to change my join date the true date is 12/09/2009
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