AYN RAND, RAND PAUL AND PAUL RYAN WALK INTO A BAR

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I thought the joke was gonna be something like they all go in, order drinks, and then claim each other was supposed to pick up the tab, since they're all too cheap to do it themselves. So then Paul Ryan and Rand Paul present legislation so that working class people can support their lifestyle, while Ayn Rand is paraded as some sort of libertarian svengali, who actually sucks at the government trough as much as Ryan and Paul do.

 

In the end, and after the economy tanks once again because of their trickle-down fantasy, they find a way to blame it all on the Democrats, while their religious paranoia allows them the hypocrisy to stand on their moral soapbox and chastize anyone who goes into a bar for a drink.

 

 

http://www.politifact.com/personalities/donald-trump/statements/byruling/false/ (13 pages of lies and growing)
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@gruffstuff wrote:

"All three die" is "lol"able and kudoable - that is sick.

 

Everyone dies, whether people laugh or cry at their passing depends on how people remember them.

 

Don't want people bleeping on your grave and making jokes  when you're dead?

 

Don't bleep on them when you're alive.


I would rather have people laughing, telling jokes and enjoying reminiscing about me than crying at my funeral.

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@saworld wrote:

@alferdpacker wrote:

@rk9152 wrote:

Maybe the cult of hatred can come up with a knee-slapper about the Bernie aide shooting Scalise. After all, he too is a Republican.

 

Sounds like a good subject - you heard one? 


Should include something about his A+ rating with the gun lobby, dont you think?  Smiley Happy


That's appropriate irony.

 

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alferdpacker wrote:

rk9152 wrote:

Maybe the cult of hatred can come up with a knee-slapper about the Bernie aide shooting Scalise. After all, he too is a Republican.

 

Sounds like a good subject - you heard one? 


Should include something about his A+ rating with the gun lobby, dont you think?  Smiley Happy

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@alferdpacker—LMAO!!!—Any port in a storm!  OMG!

 

Here’s a joke—trump!!

 

Gee, I miss having a real president!

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@rk9152 wrote:

Maybe the cult of hatred can come up with a knee-slapper about the Bernie aide shooting Scalise. After all, he too is a Republican.


Sounds like a good subject - you heard one?

 

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Maybe the cult of hatred can come up with a knee-slapper about the Bernie aide shooting Scalise. After all, he too is a Republican.

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rk9152 wrote:

MIseker wrote:

alferdpacker wrote:

The bartender serves them tainted alcohol because there are no longer any regulations.

All three die.


"All three die" is "lol"able and kudoable - that is sick.


Nah...it's justice!!

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"All three die" is "lol"able and kudoable - that is sick.

 

Everyone dies, whether people laugh or cry at their passing depends on how people remember them.

 

Don't want people bleeping on your grave and making jokes  when you're dead?

 

Don't bleep on them when you're alive.

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@MIseker wrote:

@rk9152 wrote:

@phyllisc6781 wrote:

rk’s disgust proves that HE DOES BELIEVE  everything he reads as truth. 

 

Gee, I miss having a real president!


"rk" believes that the "joke" was neither "lolable" nor "kudoable". How do your words above relate to that?

 

Maybe you should stick to "BAM, BAM" - it makes as much sense.


i dint think all jokes are funny either, SOme of them voted Trump.

 


How true - an alarmingly large number of debased and grotesque travesties of H. Sapiens  - VERY bad jokes - voted for trump....

 

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