Take the AARP Smart Driver course and you could save on auto insurance! Sign up today.

Reply
Treasured Social Butterfly
0
Kudos
1056
Views

Re: Senior Citizen stories, jokes and cartoons.

1,056 Views
Message 51 of 535

FB_IMG_1559527558545.jpg

Posted by Dave the Lighthouse Keeper
Report Inappropriate Content
0
Kudos
1056
Views
Recognized Social Butterfly
2
Kudos
1071
Views

Re: Senior Citizen stories, jokes and cartoons.

1,071 Views
Message 52 of 535

STANDARDS

Little old lady is sitting on a bench in Miami Beach. A man walks over and sits down on the other end of the bench. After a few moments, the woman asks, “Are you a stranger here?” He replies, “I used to live here years ago.”

 

“So, where were you all these years?”

 

“In prison,” he says.

 

“For what did they put you in prison?”

 

He looks at her, and very quietly says, “I killed my wife.”

 

“Oh,” says the woman. “So you’re single…”

Report Inappropriate Content
2
Kudos
1071
Views
Recognized Social Butterfly
2
Kudos
1066
Views

Re: Senior Citizen stories, jokes and cartoons.

1,066 Views
Message 53 of 535

GRANDMA AND THE NUDIST COLONY

A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current picture. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts one in half and sends her the top part.

Later he receives another letter asking him to send a picture to his grandmother. The man cuts another picture in half, but accidentally sends the bottom half. He is really worried when he realizes that he sent the wrong part, but then remembers how bad his grandmother’s eyesight is and hopes she won’t notice.

A few weeks later he receives a letter from his grandmother. It says, “Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style? It makes makes your nose look awfully short!”

 

Report Inappropriate Content
2
Kudos
1066
Views
Treasured Social Butterfly
1
Kudos
1009
Views

Re: Senior Citizen stories, jokes and cartoons.

1,009 Views
Message 54 of 535

FB_IMG_1559270230967.jpg

Posted by Dave the Lighthouse Keeper
Report Inappropriate Content
1
Kudos
1009
Views
Treasured Social Butterfly
1
Kudos
1020
Views

Re: Senior Citizen stories, jokes and cartoons.

1,020 Views
Message 55 of 535

09cfc563-244f-4a85-8772-ca7443ad6f6f.jpg

Posted by Dave the Lighthouse Keeper
Report Inappropriate Content
1
Kudos
1020
Views
Recognized Social Butterfly
1
Kudos
1000
Views

Re: Senior Citizen stories, jokes and cartoons.

1,000 Views
Message 56 of 535

Report Inappropriate Content
1
Kudos
1000
Views
Treasured Social Butterfly
1
Kudos
998
Views

Re: Senior Citizen stories, jokes and cartoons.

998 Views
Message 57 of 535

maxine-gym.jpg

Posted by Dave the Lighthouse Keeper
Report Inappropriate Content
1
Kudos
998
Views
Recognized Social Butterfly
2
Kudos
973
Views

Re: Senior Citizen stories, jokes and cartoons.

973 Views
Message 58 of 535

Image result for senior cartoons

Report Inappropriate Content
2
Kudos
973
Views
Recognized Social Butterfly
2
Kudos
938
Views

Re: Senior Citizen stories, jokes and cartoons.

938 Views
Message 59 of 535

Image result for senior cartoons

Report Inappropriate Content
2
Kudos
938
Views
Treasured Social Butterfly
2
Kudos
977
Views

Re: Senior Citizen stories, jokes and cartoons.

977 Views
Message 60 of 535

joke.jpg

Posted by Dave the Lighthouse Keeper
Report Inappropriate Content
2
Kudos
977
Views
cancel
Showing results for 
Search instead for 
Did you mean: 
Users
Announcements

Have you taken a memorable trip to a destination others should know about? Post a Trip Report


city skyline captured on tablet