Senior Citizen stories, Senior jokes and cartoons.

[DaveMcK]

Hope this topic gives us another winner. Senior stories, jokes or cartoons to enjoy and have fun laughing at ourselves. 

BEST EVER SENIOR CITIZEN JOKE.....

A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."
Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster." He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea" and then he said with a deep sigh ............

"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."

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[LydiaN586309]

[LydiaN586309]

Today let us dabble just a bit in culture as we wax poetic.  Here goes:

[LydiaN586309]

Gee Whiz,

I keep telling myself that, but even I'm not convinced!

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[DaveMcK]

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[LydiaN586309]

Agreed.

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[dl73698250]

A thief can still deprive you of your stuff whether you're "offended" or not.

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"I don't know how 

you feel about old age...

but in my case

I didn't even see it coming.

It hit me from the rear."

--Phyllis Diller

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[DaveMcK]

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[LydiaN586309]

Not a senior joke, but oh so funny!

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[dl73698250]

A young techie and a senior were talking about how the world is changing. The techie kept saying that you gotta keep up with times, or you'll get left behind. The senior said that he wasn't really impressed with Artificial Intelligence. Humans with natural inteligence can pull rabbits out of hats. But, all AI can do, is pull Simulated Holographic Imaging Tasks out of its Assumably Sophisticated Storage. And if you tried to abbrieviate it, it wouldn't get published, and you'd get nothing at all.

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