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Senior Citizen stories, Senior jokes and cartoons.

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BEST EVER SENIOR CITIZEN JOKE.....

A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."
Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster." He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea" and then he said with a deep sigh ............

"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."

 

 

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A thief can still deprive you of your stuff whether you're "offended" or not.

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"I don't know how 

you feel about old age...

but in my case

I didn't even see it coming.

It hit me from the rear."

--Phyllis Diller

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Not a senior joke, but oh so funny!

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A young techie and a senior were talking about how the world is changing. The techie kept saying that you gotta keep up with times, or you'll get left behind. The senior said that he wasn't really impressed with Artificial Intelligence. Humans with natural inteligence can pull rabbits out of hats. But, all AI can do, is pull Simulated Holographic Imaging Tasks out of its Assumably Sophisticated Storage. And if you tried to abbrieviate it, it wouldn't get published, and you'd get nothing at all.

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STANDARDS

Little old lady is sitting on a bench in Miami Beach. A man walks over and sits down on the other end of the bench. After a few moments, the woman asks, โ€œAre you a stranger here?โ€ He replies, โ€œI used to live here years ago.โ€

 

โ€œSo, where were you all these years?โ€

 

โ€œIn prison,โ€ he says.

 

โ€œFor what did they put you in prison?โ€

 

He looks at her, and very quietly says, โ€œI killed my wife.โ€

 

โ€œOh,โ€ says the woman. โ€œSo youโ€™re singleโ€ฆโ€

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GRANDMA AND THE NUDIST COLONY

A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current picture. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts one in half and sends her the top part.

Later he receives another letter asking him to send a picture to his grandmother. The man cuts another picture in half, but accidentally sends the bottom half. He is really worried when he realizes that he sent the wrong part, but then remembers how bad his grandmotherโ€™s eyesight is and hopes she wonโ€™t notice.

A few weeks later he receives a letter from his grandmother. It says, โ€œThank you for the picture. Change your hair style? It makes makes your nose look awfully short!โ€

 

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This describes me to a tee!!

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Chuck's Fun Page 2: Six assorted, vintage Maxine cartoons

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