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BEST EVER SENIOR CITIZEN JOKE.....

A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."
Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster." He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea" and then he said with a deep sigh ............

"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."

 

 

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Good night My Family, Friends, Brothers, and Sisters. Praying you have a night filled with peace and comfort. Sweet Dreams!

Sleep weighs the eyelids, a yawn on the lips, watery eyes longingly wait for the night to set in on the mind while it stays energetically lost in existential battles, philosophical quests, continuous badgering down and lifting up of morale, spirit, beliefs! Sigh. Some tears take over some smiles, some happy, some sad. Some game this is, to tease the soul, played by the soul. "Don't rest, but don't work, don't move a muscle, but don't stop thinking, don't sleep, oh no, not yet, not yet! We still have another world within you, left to devastate.

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