Senior Citizen stories, Senior jokes and cartoons.

[DaveMcK]

Hope this topic gives us another winner. Senior stories, jokes or cartoons to enjoy and have fun laughing at ourselves. 

BEST EVER SENIOR CITIZEN JOKE.....

A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."
Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster." He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea" and then he said with a deep sigh ............

"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."

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I can not believe that this topic has had 700,386 views!

[GailL1]

@DaveMcK wrote

‎07-29-2024 06:03 PM

I can not believe that this topic has had 700,386 views!

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Why not - you started the thread in 2017 - it has gone thru some of the best of times and the worst off times-

Who doesn’t like to laugh - especially at ourselves (older folks) -

Keep it going - the world is a better place for it - you are immortalized !

You bring in the light and the laughter.

Thank You

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@GailL1 thank you for your kind comments.

I started posting on AARP in January 2009. There have been many changes since then. 

The Front Porch and other topics are a much kinder place than back in those days. Politics are a no, no now.

So is religion and arguments.

[DaveMcK]

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it.

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