Senior Citizen stories, Senior jokes and cartoons.

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BEST EVER SENIOR CITIZEN JOKE.....

A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."
Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster." He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea" and then he said with a deep sigh ............

"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."

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Don't Fear The Reaper (Blue Oyster Cult).

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Grandmother and granddaughter finish college together

The University of Tennessee at Chattanooga got two new alumni this November — 22-year-old Melody Ormond and her 74-year-old grandmother, Pat. “I always brag since she started going to school with me. I’ve told people, like every class, all my friends, ‘Oh, Nana, she goes to school, my Nana, my Nana, did you hear that?,” Melody tells the school’s blog.  “And everybody’s always like, ‘Oh wow, that’s so cool.’ She knocked it out of the park.”

Pat’s degree is anthropology and Melody’s is in psychology — with Melody now thinking of grad school and Pat starting another degree in history, according to CNN. “Learning never stops,” Pat says in an interview with the site. “That’s something that my father instilled in me when I was younger. No matter what you do, learning never stops. Even if it’s auditing a few classes, there’s always that option.”

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Remember when gentlemen?

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