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DaveMcK · ‎03-14-2017

Hope this topic gives us another winner. Senior stories, jokes or cartoons to enjoy and have fun laughing at ourselves.

BEST EVER SENIOR CITIZEN JOKE.....

A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."
Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster." He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea" and then he said with a deep sigh ............

"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."

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DaveMcK · ‎07-30-2024

@GailL1 thank you for your kind comments.

I started posting on AARP in January 2009. There have been many changes since then.

The Front Porch and other topics are a much kinder place than back in those days. Politics are a no, no now.

So is religion and arguments.

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dl73698250 · ‎04-23-2022

I just can't get flea & tick product's commercial out of my head. But, it can also translate into a senior joke.

You know you're a senior when you're not fighting mosquitoes any more; you're now dealing with musky toes.

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DaveMcK · ‎03-08-2022

An that is just some of the things I WONDER ABOUT!

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I can relate to these Saturday morning TV shows! How about you?

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You're this close to getting so much more ...

Senior Citizen stories, Senior jokes and cartoons.

Senior Citizen stories, Senior jokes and cartoons.