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Senior Citizen stories, Senior jokes and cartoons.

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BEST EVER SENIOR CITIZEN JOKE.....

A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."
Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster." He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea" and then he said with a deep sigh ............

"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."

 

 

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Something I read: Growing up with an outhouse is a humbling experience. It's like bungee jumping--I'm glad I did it, but I don't want to do it again. 

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Yep, @DaveMcK!  That's me. Guilty as charged. lol

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A farmer had a heifer about to deliver its first calf and he was there to help out if there were any problems. Just then he looked over and saw his four-year-old son standing there watching. The farmer thought oh my what I going to do. That boy has a million questions about everything and he never takes no for an answer. His dad was thinking I am just not ready for this especially with someone his age. Finishing up he decided to just bit the bullet and get it over with. He walked over and asked his son if he had any questions. The boy looked up and said, "Dad, how fast do you think that calf was going when it rear-ended that cow?  

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Yes, I know grandma loves knitting, but clearly she's  been on lockdown waaaaaay too long?

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So Funny!  I loved this so much.

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What a great bathrobe knit for two!

 

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