Content starts here
CLOSE ×
Search
Reply
Honored Social Butterfly

Senior Citizen stories, Senior jokes and cartoons.

Hope this topic gives us another winner. Senior stories, jokes or cartoons to enjoy and have fun laughing at ourselves. 

 

BEST EVER SENIOR CITIZEN JOKE.....

A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."
Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster." He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea" and then he said with a deep sigh ............

"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."

 

 

Posted by Dave the Lighthouse Keeper
824,843 Views
1599
Report
4 ACCEPTED SOLUTIONS
Honored Social Butterfly

155,873 Views
0
Report
Honored Social Butterfly

FB_IMG_1697157641346.jpg

 

Posted by Dave the Lighthouse Keeper

View solution in original post

282,455 Views
0
Report
Honored Social Butterfly

1000010011.jpg

 

Posted by Dave the Lighthouse Keeper

View solution in original post

0 Kudos
205,211 Views
0
Report
Honored Social Butterfly

@GailL1 thank you for your kind comments.

I started posting on AARP in January 2009. There have been many changes since then. 

The Front Porch and other topics are a much kinder place than back in those days. Politics are a no, no now.

So is religion and arguments.

Posted by Dave the Lighthouse Keeper

View solution in original post

0 Kudos
123,508 Views
0
Report
Honored Social Butterfly

By-The-Time-YouRe-Eighty-Years-Old-YouVe-Learned-Everything.-You-Only-Have-To-Remember-It.-»-George-Burns-543x800.jpg

Posted by Dave the Lighthouse Keeper
15,340 Views
0
Report
Honored Social Butterfly

Sleep study no less

Sleep study no lessSleep study no less

Posted by Dave the Lighthouse Keeper
15,323 Views
0
Report
Honored Social Butterfly

59358932_668401240261872_7357490805835038720_n.jpg

Posted by Dave the Lighthouse Keeper
15,121 Views
1
Report
Honored Social Butterfly

chores.jpg

0
Kudos
4242
Views
0 Kudos
15,245 Views
0
Report
Honored Social Butterfly

94519804_1924572117676234_2849257041896144896_o.jpgBy-The-Time-YouRe-Eighty-Years-Old-YouVe-Learned-Everything.-You-Only-Have-To-Remember-It.-»-George-Burns-543x800.jpg

Posted by Dave the Lighthouse Keeper
15,043 Views
1
Report
Social Butterfly

Wild Seniors.jpg

 

15,129 Views
0
Report
Bronze Conversationalist

Something I read: Growing up with an outhouse is a humbling experience. It's like bungee jumping--I'm glad I did it, but I don't want to do it again. 

0 Kudos
14,820 Views
0
Report
Honored Social Butterfly

I’M-Entering-The-“Metallic-Years”-—-Silver-In-My-Hair-Gold-In-My-Teeth-And-Lead-In-My-Bottom-543x800.jpg94610254_10156799994762015_4164417547380195328_o.jpg

Posted by Dave the Lighthouse Keeper
14,845 Views
0
Report
Honored Social Butterfly

94883320_3495987180417356_8563691813540462592_n.jpg

Posted by Dave the Lighthouse Keeper
14,695 Views
1
Report
Honored Social Butterfly

Yep, @DaveMcK!  That's me. Guilty as charged. lol

0 Kudos
14,764 Views
0
Report
Honored Social Butterfly

94467020_1178435462503965_4086118781745627136_n.jpg

Posted by Dave the Lighthouse Keeper
14,839 Views
1
Report
Honored Social Butterfly

14,799 Views
0
Report
Bronze Conversationalist

A farmer had a heifer about to deliver its first calf and he was there to help out if there were any problems. Just then he looked over and saw his four-year-old son standing there watching. The farmer thought oh my what I going to do. That boy has a million questions about everything and he never takes no for an answer. His dad was thinking I am just not ready for this especially with someone his age. Finishing up he decided to just bit the bullet and get it over with. He walked over and asked his son if he had any questions. The boy looked up and said, "Dad, how fast do you think that calf was going when it rear-ended that cow?  

0
Kudos
1477
Views
14,832 Views
0
Report
Honored Social Butterfly

No-Man-Was-Ever-So-Completely-Skilled-In-The-Conduct-Of-Life-As-Not-To-Receive-New-Information-From-Age-And-Experience.-»-Terence.-534x800.jpg

Posted by Dave the Lighthouse Keeper
14,912 Views
0
Report
Honored Social Butterfly

10171740_854371541244180_3225768493125340397_n.jpg

Posted by Dave the Lighthouse Keeper
15,050 Views
4
Report
Honored Social Butterfly

Yes, I know grandma loves knitting, but clearly she's  been on lockdown waaaaaay too long?

14,995 Views
3
Report
Periodic Contributor

So Funny!  I loved this so much.

Lahayle65
0 Kudos
15,151 Views
1
Report
Honored Social Butterfly

Old Fogey Cartoons and Comics - funny pictures from CartoonStock

15,191 Views
0
Report
Honored Social Butterfly

@LydiaN586309 

 

What a great bathrobe knit for two!

 

90516174_10220385281438838_3047695169605337088_n.jpg

Posted by Dave the Lighthouse Keeper
15,037 Views
0
Report
Honored Social Butterfly

13043365_10154214355971929_3508453144368468697_n.jpg

Posted by Dave the Lighthouse Keeper
14,962 Views
0
Report
Honored Social Butterfly

office-open_door_policy-communication_policy-corporate_ladder-office_politics-managers-njun2992_low.jpglaw-order-crime-criminal-judge-trial-case-njun1442_low.jpg

Posted by Dave the Lighthouse Keeper
0
Kudos
1472
Views
15,013 Views
3
Report
Honored Social Butterfly

754 Best Funny Old People Memes images | Funny old people, Old ...

14,824 Views
2
Report
Honored Social Butterfly

Funny%20old%20lady%20cartoon images on | Old lady humor, Old lady ...

14,857 Views
1
Report
Honored Social Butterfly

Old Age Cartoons and Comics - funny pictures from CartoonStock

14,789 Views
0
Report
Honored Social Butterfly

14,720 Views
0
Report
Honored Social Butterfly

54433535_2282643908721267_9014952654257782784_n.jpg

Posted by Dave the Lighthouse Keeper
14,710 Views
0
Report
Honored Social Butterfly

bars-pubs-clubs-drinking-drunk-marriage-relationships-CS383932_low.jpg

Posted by Dave the Lighthouse Keeper
14,696 Views
0
Report
Honored Social Butterfly

Old People Cartoon' by Matt Percival - Cartooning from United Kingdom

14,463 Views
2
Report
Honored Social Butterfly

Spectickles: Whoa - that’s not the opinion I told you to have. Cartoon Jokes, Funny Cartoons, Haha Funny, Hilarious, Funny Stuff, Funny Things, Funny Old People, Marriage Humor, Retro Humor

0 Kudos
14,534 Views
1
Report
Honored Social Butterfly

famous golf quotes by tiger woods Cartoon Jokes, Cartoon Kids, Funny Cartoons, Golf Quotes, Funny Quotes, Humour Quotes, Herman Comic, I Love Sarcasm, Laughter Therapy

14,655 Views
0
Report
cancel
Showing results for 
Show  only  | Search instead for 
Did you mean: 
Users
Need to Know

"I downloaded AARP Perks to assist in staying connected and never missing out on a discount!" -LeeshaD341679

AARP Perks

More From AARP
Your Experts & Advisors