I just received one of these calls for the first time, but didn't pick up as the caller id "House Calls 443-853-6898" was unfamiliar. It left a recording to say that it's "House Calls Program: and that it's important that they speak with me. The callback number was 866-245-8747. I won't call for a number of reasons, the least of which is that the voice on the recorded message was a breathy young girl, ooh-ing and aah-ing, sounding as though she might offer a house call or a friendly phone chat unrelated to medical practice. I googled "House Calls Program" and the 443 number. United Healthcare was on the list; it's the med plan company to which AARP sold its name for what must have been a quite handsome sum, hence the "AARP Medicare Complete (Advantage?)" plan, with which AARP says it has nothing to do. Quite distasteful commerce, methinks. Anyhow, another item on the google list was "UnitedHealth Group." Suspicious similarity, don't you think? I don't even remember now which of those two the phone numbers match, but it is creepy. The "real" United Healthcare has been promoting some sort of house-call program, but their recorded voice doesn't smack of masturbation. If these idiotic calls keep up, I may end up hating anything that begins with "United." In such case where would I move?