SOME HUMOR

[schlomo]

While waiting for my wife to finish at the dentist's office, I jotted down some bits of word play:

Are people with astigmatism stigmatized?

He opted for optimum optical optics.

The dilation display was delayed.

Was I afraid to defray the cost of the affray?

The conflagration was flagrant arson.

He wailed and then whaled away at the whale.

[LindaB671]

@schlomo This is the post.

[srk5cats]

ha ha. I thought Shlomo was the name of the whale. I just got new glasses, too.

Roberta

[schlomo]

Here is another one: His assumption that I was an invalid was invalid.