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SOME HUMOR

While waiting for my wife to finish at the dentist's office, I jotted down some bits of word play:

Are people with astigmatism stigmatized?

He opted for optimum optical optics.

The dilation display was delayed.

Was I afraid to defray the cost of the affray?

The conflagration was flagrant arson.

He wailed and then whaled away at the whale.

schlomo

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@schlomo This is the post.

Kudos

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ha ha. I thought Shlomo was the name of the whale. I just got new glasses, too.

Roberta

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Here is another one: His assumption that I was an invalid was invalid.

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