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Joke of the day-Sat.

Two old friends toweling off in the club-house shower room. Dave notices Bill struggling to get into a girdle. "Good grief, Bill, you're not that fat-how long have you been wearing that girdle?" Bill; "Ever since my wife found it under the car seat!"

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