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Joke of the Day-Wed.

Did you hear about the guy who was Agnostic, Dyslexic, and insomniac all at the same time? He'd stay up all night wondering if there really is a Dog !

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If you see something you think might be an optical illusion-Relax-it probably just looks like one!

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