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Joke of the Day-Sunday

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IndyMo
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‎08-30-2020 03:41 PM

Joke of the Day-Sunday

Standing out like a 'sore thumb" in his suit & tie in the airline cabin, was a retired salesman who hadn't been back in the air since the "glory days" of the 60's & 70's. The stew asked him if he'd be interested in dinner at $14.95. He thought for a moment & said "Maybe, what are my choices?"  The stewardess looked at him a little oddly, and told him, "Yes or No!"

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