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In the Corridors of My Mind
For the past year, I have a new challenging hobby: factoring out as many words (similar or not) as I can from a given word I have randomly chosen. For at least a week, I keep finding extra entries. Some of them I conjure up on my own; others I retrieve from dictionary websites.
Yesterday, I was walking in my condo corridor in order to pamper my injured big toe. Within a minute, I thought of finding more items (at least four-letters long with no plurals ending in โsโ) to the word redactions. My chart was so crowded with hundreds of notations that I doubted I could come up with any more material.
But suddenly I triumphed. Two more words flashed in my mind: erotica and caries. I had already listed erotic; adding an โaโ to the end of the word was a bonus. Just at that moment, I contemplated my next dental visit. Eureka! I have been cavity free for years: no more โcariesโ for me. The word caries, although ending in an โs,โ is singular. There is no plural alternative.
Because I did not want to forget my two new additions, in each case, I interrupted my walk to jot down the words that I had discovered serendipitously.
Itโs never boring to walk anywhere as long as I allow myself to listen to whatever linguistic tidbits ricochet in my mind.
As long as I can overcome my minor cognitive deficiencies, language games will never languish with me. My vocabulary will continually flourish, providing the soil that I have tilled as a committed wordsmith for half a century, hammering out letters to the editor, vignettes, and lay sermons.
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