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An Inventer in the 1500s actually made the first automobile, I kid you not.

He painstakingly hand huned the thing out of wood, top to bottom.

It had a wooden chassie, it had a wooden body, it even had wooden interior detaling and wooden wheels too!

There was just one  problem and it's why he was never heard of...

Wooden start 

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Noah the Procrastinator


Noah is standing in a field, surrounded by lots of wood pieces, and it is starting to rain lightly.  Noah declares to no one in particular "I'll start working after the rain stops".

Bad decision.

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Ole and Lena were at a picnic in a city park where the Pope was going to speak to a large audience. They were sitting directly in front of the Pope. Lena then got up and walked to the refreshment stand to get some soft drinks to take back while Ole took out the food from their picnic basket and placed it on the table. When Lena was walking back to where Ole was, she saw the Pope make the sign of the cross right in front of their table. When she got back to Ole she asked, “Oh, did the Pope bless our food?”Ole said “No he just said, If that is Lutefisk, get it out of here!”

 

Lynn Assimacopoulos  (Author of Separated Lives"

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Two female dogs and one male dog were sitting in a row at a dog show.  The first one said “Myname is Mimi----M-I-M-I.”  The second one said “My name is Fifi---F-I-F-I.” The third one said “My name is Fido----“P-H-Y-D-E-A-U-X.”

 

Lynn Assimacopoulos    (Author of Separated Lives)

 

 

 

 

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You got a chuckel  out of me on that one.

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Do you know what a shotgun wedding is?  It’s a matter of wife or death!

 

Did you hear about the Hispanic firefighter whose wife gave birth to twin boys?

They named them Jose and JosB!

 

Drum roll please!

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52 and rockin’ it!

Click link to to see what Senior” means for me!🥁🎶🥁🎶🥁

https://youtu.be/jlnqI8NM5AU

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So true!

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