Know someone over 50 who is making a difference? Nominate them for the AARP Purpose Prize.

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A panda walks into a bar and gobbles some beer nuts. Then he pulls out a gun, fires it in the air, and heads for the door. "Hey!" shouts the bartender, but the panda yells back, "I'm a panda. Google me!" Sure enough, panda: "A tree-climbing mammal with distinct black-and-white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."

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JOKE NUMBER 2:

 

Two men walk into a bar. You'd think at least one of them would have ducked.

 

(You know that was funny!)

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funny senior jokes
“My memory is gone Mildred, so I changed my password
to “Incorrect.” That way when I log in with the wrong password,
the computer will tell me… “Your password is incorrect.”

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Hello my fellow AARP members!

There is so much negative talk on this (our community boards) that I thought it would be nice to open up a message board were we can share some positive thoughts, encouraging stories, and uplifting experiences. 

 

Anything will do--a joke, a short story, some positive words just to give our fellow AARP members something to lift their spirits today. 

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