Today must be let's telephonically harass seniors day.
No, I'm not interested in selling my home.
No, I don't want a home improvement loan.
Nor a reverse mortgage either.
No, I'm not curious about an IRA - I don't have one with your bank.
No, I'm not donating to a police defense fund -- are you kidding me?!
No, I don't want to review health insurance with an unsolicited medicare rep.
No, not the first time, the 3rd time, or the 5th. Stop calling me.
No, this isn't Dean, Deanne, Debbie or Delilah.
No, I don't need a new roof -- I'm on the ground floor of a 3 story condo.
No, don't need a sky light. Same reason.
Yes I want my groceries. No you can't see my building from the parking lot.
No don't cancel the order, just follow my **bleep** detailed directions.
It's possible I'm just in a lousy, junk-call-attraction mood today.
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I need another beer.
