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Anyone has any FAMILY Humor (jokes about FAMILY life) to "share" with us? ๐ค
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I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
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To save money, I suggested to one of my grown sons that we all live together in one house. I could tell he didnโt think it would be cost-effective when he asked, โWhoโs going to pay the therapist?โ โVirginia Davies
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now itโs gone." JOHN OCCALLGHAN
(1 comment) WEโLL NEED A THERAPIST.
To save money, I suggested to one of my grown sons that we all live together in one house. I could tell he didnโt think it would be cost-effective when he asked, โWhoโs going to pay the therapist?โ
โVirginia Davies
Taken from "Red Hats day to day calendar...When Joe's wife ran away, he got so depressed that his doctor sent him to see a psychiatrist. Joe told the psychiatrist his troubles and said, " Life isn't worth living"..."Don't be stupid, Joe", said the psychiatrist..."Let work be your salvation, I want you to totally submerhge yourself in your work..Now, what do you do for a living?"..."I clean out septic tanks"...Joe replied... and on that note....."The best way to cheer yourself up is to cheer someone else up"..Mark Twain
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