https://community.aarp.org/t5/Our-Front-Porch/Joke/m-p/2622322#M89342 <P>,Late one night the air traffic control tower got a mayday call. Help, I am flying at&nbsp; 18,000 ft, doing 200 mph, UPSIDE DOWM.&nbsp;</P><P>Tower answered and asked, "How do you know how high you are?" caller " by this gauge", Tower " How do you know how fast you are going?", caller "by this gauge," tower that's good but how do you know you are upside down? caller " Because the P from my pants is running down my neck."</P> Thu, 14 Aug 2025 18:12:03 GMT papawofboo 2025-08-14T18:12:03Z https://community.aarp.org/t5/Our-Front-Porch/Joke/m-p/2622322#M89342 <P>,Late one night the air traffic control tower got a mayday call. Help, I am flying at&nbsp; 18,000 ft, doing 200 mph, UPSIDE DOWM.&nbsp;</P><P>Tower answered and asked, "How do you know how high you are?" caller " by this gauge", Tower " How do you know how fast you are going?", caller "by this gauge," tower that's good but how do you know you are upside down? caller " Because the P from my pants is running down my neck."</P> Thu, 14 Aug 2025 18:12:03 GMT https://community.aarp.org/t5/Our-Front-Porch/Joke/m-p/2622322#M89342 papawofboo 2025-08-14T18:12:03Z https://community.aarp.org/t5/Our-Front-Porch/Joke/m-p/2622330#M89344 <P><a href="https://community.aarp.org/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/3044399">@papawofboo</a>,</P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT color="#0000FF"><STRONG>The punch line<FONT size="5"><EM> whizzed</EM></FONT> right by me initially but then it slowly <FONT size="5"><EM>soaked</EM></FONT> into my brain. I had a<FONT size="5"><EM>voided</EM></FONT> laughing but my reaction to the humor eventually had to be <FONT size="5"><EM>expelled</EM></FONT>.</STRONG></FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT color="#0000FF"><STRONG>In other words, I <FONT size="5"><EM>peed</EM></FONT> myself.</STRONG></FONT></P> Thu, 14 Aug 2025 20:33:57 GMT https://community.aarp.org/t5/Our-Front-Porch/Joke/m-p/2622330#M89344 nctarheel 2025-08-14T20:33:57Z