https://community.aarp.org/t5/Rock-N-Roll/Songs-About-Health-Conditions/m-p/2519817#M241359 <P>The Dangerous Kitchen - Frank Zappa</P><P>...A litany of kitchen related health threats.</P><P>&nbsp;</P><P>The DANGEROUS KITCHEN<BR />If it ain't't one thing it's another<BR />In the middle of the night when you get home<BR />The bread things are all dry 'n' scratchy<BR />The meat thing<BR />Where the cats ate through the paper<BR />The can things with the sharp little edges<BR />That can cut your fingers when you're not looking<BR />The soft little things on the floor that you step on<BR />They can all be DANGEROUS</P><P>Sometimes<BR />The milk can hurt you<BR />(If you put it on your cereal<BR />Before you smell the plastic container)<BR />And the stuff in the strainer<BR />Has a mind of its own<BR />So be very careful<BR />In the dangerous kitchen<BR />When the night time has fallen<BR />And the roaches are crawlin'<BR />In the kitchen of danger<BR />You can feel like a stranger</P><P>The bananas are black<BR />The got flies in the back<BR />And also the chicken<BR />In the dish with the foil<BR />Where the cream is all clabbered<BR />And the salad is frightful<BR />Your return in the evening<BR />Can be less than delightful</P><P>You must walk very CAREFUL<BR />You must not lean against it<BR />It can get on you clothing<BR />It can follow you in<BR />As you walk to the bedroom<BR />And you take all your clothes off<BR />While you're sleeping<BR />It crawls off<BR />It gets in your bed<BR />It could get on your face then<BR />It could eat your complexion<BR />You could die from the danger<BR />Of the dangerous kitchen<BR />Who the **bleep** wants to clean it?</P><P>It's disgusting and dirty<BR />The sponge on the drainer<BR />Is stinky and squirty<BR />If you squeeze it when you wipe up<BR />What you get on your hands then<BR />Could un-balance your glands and<BR />Make you blind or whatever<BR />In the DANGEROUS KITCHEN<BR />At my house tonight</P> Wed, 27 Sep 2023 12:50:24 GMT EricC28201 2023-09-27T12:50:24Z https://community.aarp.org/t5/Rock-N-Roll/Songs-About-Health-Conditions/m-p/2519191#M241067 <P><STRONG>Comfortably Numb</STRONG> - Pink Floyd</P><P>&nbsp;</P><P>&nbsp;</P><P>&nbsp;</P> Sat, 23 Sep 2023 21:23:17 GMT https://community.aarp.org/t5/Rock-N-Roll/Songs-About-Health-Conditions/m-p/2519191#M241067 GailL1 2023-09-23T21:23:17Z https://community.aarp.org/t5/Rock-N-Roll/Songs-About-Health-Conditions/m-p/2519194#M241070 <P>Don't Go Breakin My Heart:&nbsp; Elton &amp; Kiki Dee</P> Sat, 23 Sep 2023 21:17:25 GMT https://community.aarp.org/t5/Rock-N-Roll/Songs-About-Health-Conditions/m-p/2519194#M241070 BobH07 2023-09-23T21:17:25Z https://community.aarp.org/t5/Rock-N-Roll/Songs-About-Health-Conditions/m-p/2519202#M241077 <P><EM><FONT size="5">Rockin’ Pneumonia and the boogie woogie flu</FONT></EM></P><P><EM><FONT size="5">Johnny Rivers</FONT></EM></P> Sat, 23 Sep 2023 22:11:08 GMT https://community.aarp.org/t5/Rock-N-Roll/Songs-About-Health-Conditions/m-p/2519202#M241077 BeatleloverKT 2023-09-23T22:11:08Z https://community.aarp.org/t5/Rock-N-Roll/Songs-About-Health-Conditions/m-p/2519203#M241078 <P><FONT face="helvetica" size="4"><EM><STRONG>Fever - </STRONG></EM><STRONG>Peggy Lee</STRONG></FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P> Sat, 23 Sep 2023 22:08:34 GMT https://community.aarp.org/t5/Rock-N-Roll/Songs-About-Health-Conditions/m-p/2519203#M241078 MaVolta 2023-09-23T22:08:34Z https://community.aarp.org/t5/Rock-N-Roll/Songs-About-Health-Conditions/m-p/2519221#M241081 <P>I'm On Fire:&nbsp; Bruce</P> Sat, 23 Sep 2023 23:15:42 GMT https://community.aarp.org/t5/Rock-N-Roll/Songs-About-Health-Conditions/m-p/2519221#M241081 BobH07 2023-09-23T23:15:42Z https://community.aarp.org/t5/Rock-N-Roll/Songs-About-Health-Conditions/m-p/2519228#M241085 <P><EM><FONT size="5">She’s so cold, Stones</FONT></EM></P> Sat, 23 Sep 2023 23:22:58 GMT https://community.aarp.org/t5/Rock-N-Roll/Songs-About-Health-Conditions/m-p/2519228#M241085 BeatleloverKT 2023-09-23T23:22:58Z https://community.aarp.org/t5/Rock-N-Roll/Songs-About-Health-Conditions/m-p/2519231#M241088 <P><FONT face="helvetica" size="4"><EM><STRONG>Doctor My Eyes - </STRONG></EM><STRONG>Jackson Browne</STRONG></FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P> Sat, 23 Sep 2023 23:24:49 GMT https://community.aarp.org/t5/Rock-N-Roll/Songs-About-Health-Conditions/m-p/2519231#M241088 MaVolta 2023-09-23T23:24:49Z https://community.aarp.org/t5/Rock-N-Roll/Songs-About-Health-Conditions/m-p/2519232#M241089 <P>Bad Case Of Loving You (Doctor Doctor):&nbsp; Robert Palmer</P> Sat, 23 Sep 2023 23:30:53 GMT https://community.aarp.org/t5/Rock-N-Roll/Songs-About-Health-Conditions/m-p/2519232#M241089 BobH07 2023-09-23T23:30:53Z https://community.aarp.org/t5/Rock-N-Roll/Songs-About-Health-Conditions/m-p/2519234#M241091 <P>Another Broken Heart:&nbsp; Graham Nash</P> Sat, 23 Sep 2023 23:41:57 GMT https://community.aarp.org/t5/Rock-N-Roll/Songs-About-Health-Conditions/m-p/2519234#M241091 BobH07 2023-09-23T23:41:57Z https://community.aarp.org/t5/Rock-N-Roll/Songs-About-Health-Conditions/m-p/2519235#M241092 <P>Blinded By The Light:&nbsp; Bruce</P> Sat, 23 Sep 2023 23:44:47 GMT https://community.aarp.org/t5/Rock-N-Roll/Songs-About-Health-Conditions/m-p/2519235#M241092 BobH07 2023-09-23T23:44:47Z https://community.aarp.org/t5/Rock-N-Roll/Songs-About-Health-Conditions/m-p/2519239#M241096 <P class="lia-indent-padding-left-30px"><EM><FONT size="5">Saturday night fever, Bee Gees</FONT></EM></P> Sat, 23 Sep 2023 23:52:37 GMT https://community.aarp.org/t5/Rock-N-Roll/Songs-About-Health-Conditions/m-p/2519239#M241096 BeatleloverKT 2023-09-23T23:52:37Z https://community.aarp.org/t5/Rock-N-Roll/Songs-About-Health-Conditions/m-p/2519241#M241098 <P>Two Hearts:&nbsp; Phil Collins</P> Sat, 23 Sep 2023 23:56:11 GMT https://community.aarp.org/t5/Rock-N-Roll/Songs-About-Health-Conditions/m-p/2519241#M241098 BobH07 2023-09-23T23:56:11Z https://community.aarp.org/t5/Rock-N-Roll/Songs-About-Health-Conditions/m-p/2519242#M241099 <P>Hurts So Good:&nbsp; John Mellencamp</P> Sun, 24 Sep 2023 00:03:50 GMT https://community.aarp.org/t5/Rock-N-Roll/Songs-About-Health-Conditions/m-p/2519242#M241099 BobH07 2023-09-24T00:03:50Z https://community.aarp.org/t5/Rock-N-Roll/Songs-About-Health-Conditions/m-p/2519246#M241103 <P>Hurt So Bad:&nbsp; Little Anthony, Linda Ronstadt</P> Sat, 30 Sep 2023 20:08:29 GMT https://community.aarp.org/t5/Rock-N-Roll/Songs-About-Health-Conditions/m-p/2519246#M241103 BobH07 2023-09-30T20:08:29Z https://community.aarp.org/t5/Rock-N-Roll/Songs-About-Health-Conditions/m-p/2519247#M241104 <P>Every Beat Of My Heart:&nbsp; Gladys Knight</P> Sun, 24 Sep 2023 00:23:27 GMT https://community.aarp.org/t5/Rock-N-Roll/Songs-About-Health-Conditions/m-p/2519247#M241104 BobH07 2023-09-24T00:23:27Z https://community.aarp.org/t5/Rock-N-Roll/Songs-About-Health-Conditions/m-p/2519248#M241105 <P>You're My Remedy:&nbsp; Marvelettes</P> Sun, 24 Sep 2023 18:58:49 GMT https://community.aarp.org/t5/Rock-N-Roll/Songs-About-Health-Conditions/m-p/2519248#M241105 BobH07 2023-09-24T18:58:49Z https://community.aarp.org/t5/Rock-N-Roll/Songs-About-Health-Conditions/m-p/2519256#M241106 <P><FONT size="5"><A href="https://youtu.be/BCoy4BzrPQA?feature=shared" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Therapy? - Bowels Of Love</A></FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT size="5"><span class="lia-inline-image-display-wrapper lia-image-align-inline" image-alt="Therapy-Bowels of Love - Infernal-Love-LP-Vinyl.jpg" style="width: 971px;"><img src="https://community.aarp.org/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/86135i36DED3D31EDD99C5/image-size/large?v=v2&amp;px=999" role="button" title="Therapy-Bowels of Love - Infernal-Love-LP-Vinyl.jpg" alt="Therapy-Bowels of Love - Infernal-Love-LP-Vinyl.jpg" /></span></FONT></P> Mon, 23 Oct 2023 20:40:21 GMT https://community.aarp.org/t5/Rock-N-Roll/Songs-About-Health-Conditions/m-p/2519256#M241106 KellytheBelly 2023-10-23T20:40:21Z https://community.aarp.org/t5/Rock-N-Roll/Songs-About-Health-Conditions/m-p/2519283#M241118 <P>Dyin' Flu - Albert Collins</P> Sun, 24 Sep 2023 10:57:15 GMT https://community.aarp.org/t5/Rock-N-Roll/Songs-About-Health-Conditions/m-p/2519283#M241118 EricC28201 2023-09-24T10:57:15Z https://community.aarp.org/t5/Rock-N-Roll/Songs-About-Health-Conditions/m-p/2519306#M241121 <P><EM><FONT size="5">Yer blues, Fab <span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":keycap_4:">4️⃣</span></FONT></EM></P> Sun, 24 Sep 2023 13:51:26 GMT https://community.aarp.org/t5/Rock-N-Roll/Songs-About-Health-Conditions/m-p/2519306#M241121 BeatleloverKT 2023-09-24T13:51:26Z https://community.aarp.org/t5/Rock-N-Roll/Songs-About-Health-Conditions/m-p/2519311#M241125 <P>Love-Itis - Harvey Scales &amp; The Seven Sounds</P><P>&nbsp;</P><P>The J. Geils Band released a hugely popular cover.</P> Sun, 24 Sep 2023 14:48:34 GMT https://community.aarp.org/t5/Rock-N-Roll/Songs-About-Health-Conditions/m-p/2519311#M241125 EricC28201 2023-09-24T14:48:34Z