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    <title>topic Re: I Know I Am Getting Old Because... 👴👵 in Retirement</title>
    <link>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2515513#M7520</link>
    <description>&lt;P&gt;Getting "Old isn't for Sissies"...Your mind is still young but your body starts to give up on you...Do it now while you can....Say the things you want to say before it's too late....&lt;/P&gt;</description>
    <pubDate>Sat, 02 Sep 2023 14:40:07 GMT</pubDate>
    <dc:creator>jonibee</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2023-09-02T14:40:07Z</dc:date>
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      <title>I Know I Am Getting Old Because... 👴👵</title>
      <link>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2409203#M5905</link>
      <description>&lt;UL&gt;&lt;LI&gt;Discussion created on May 18, 2021 9:30am EST.&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI&gt;Let's have some fun!!!&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI&gt;Add your responses to - I know I am getting old because...&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI&gt;Keep adding each day if you want to &lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":beaming_face_with_smiling_eyes:"&gt;😁&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/UL&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2021 20:14:23 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2409203#M5905</guid>
      <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2021-06-21T20:14:23Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: I Know I Am Getting OLD Because...</title>
      <link>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2409204#M5906</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;I know I am getting old becsuse I FORGET why I went into another room &lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:"&gt;🤣&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":face_with_tears_of_joy:"&gt;😂&lt;/span&gt; I have to RETURN to the previous room and hope I REMEMBER&amp;nbsp;&lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":face_with_rolling_eyes:"&gt;🙄&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 21 May 2021 20:22:01 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2409204#M5906</guid>
      <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2021-05-21T20:22:01Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: I Know I Am Getting OLD Because...</title>
      <link>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2409249#M5914</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;I know I'm getting old because&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;UL&gt;&lt;LI&gt;the mirror tells me, that cheeky princess&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI&gt;the words I want increasingly hide from me&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI&gt;I've started sentences with:&amp;nbsp;&lt;EM&gt;when I was your age......&lt;/EM&gt;&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/UL&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2021 16:15:38 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2409249#M5914</guid>
      <dc:creator>DeahWA</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2021-05-18T16:15:38Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: I Know I Am Getting OLD Because...</title>
      <link>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2409384#M5955</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;I know I am getting OLD because I have to now take SHOWERS &lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":loudly_crying_face:"&gt;😭&lt;/span&gt; Lol, no more long SOAKS in my bathtub. Well at least I am SAVING water &lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:"&gt;🤣&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":face_with_tears_of_joy:"&gt;😂&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 21 May 2021 20:22:53 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2409384#M5955</guid>
      <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2021-05-21T20:22:53Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: I Know I Am Getting OLD Because...</title>
      <link>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2409560#M5975</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;@Anonymous&amp;nbsp; I know I'm getting old because I creak when I get out of bed.&amp;nbsp; The good news is I still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2021 00:03:29 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2409560#M5975</guid>
      <dc:creator>Rhymesometimes</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2021-05-20T00:03:29Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: I Know I Am Getting OLD Because...</title>
      <link>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2409787#M6006</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;@Anonymous&amp;nbsp;I know I'm getting old because I misplace my reading glas . . . ( oh, whoops, there on top of my head ).&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;---&amp;nbsp; Christine&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2021 22:05:49 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2409787#M6006</guid>
      <dc:creator>Rhymesometimes</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2021-05-20T22:05:49Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: I Know I Am Getting OLD Because...</title>
      <link>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2410006#M6026</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;I know I am getting old because it is FRIDAY NIGHT in a few hours and I very CONTENT to stay home. Lol, I do NOT miss those PARTIES &lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:"&gt;🤣&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":face_with_tears_of_joy:"&gt;😂&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 21 May 2021 20:17:37 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2410006#M6026</guid>
      <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2021-05-21T20:17:37Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: I Know I Am Getting OLD Because...</title>
      <link>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2410010#M6029</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT size="4" color="#000000"&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;I know I am getting old because when I gotta tinkle......................&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT size="6" color="#FF0000"&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; I gotta tinkle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 21 May 2021 20:28:35 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2410010#M6029</guid>
      <dc:creator>nctarheel</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2021-05-21T20:28:35Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: I Know I Am Getting OLD Because...</title>
      <link>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2410018#M6030</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;I know I am getting OLD because...&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;Bob Dylan turns 80 on Monday !!!!!&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;&amp;nbsp; but He's Not done . . . . . and I hope I am not either !&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 21 May 2021 21:05:02 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2410018#M6030</guid>
      <dc:creator>GailL1</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2021-05-21T21:05:02Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: I Know I Am Getting OLD Because...</title>
      <link>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2410368#M6044</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;And Gloria Steinem is&lt;FONT face="arial black,avant garde" color="#FF0000"&gt; 87&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="arial black,avant garde" color="#FF0000"&gt;&lt;FONT face="helvetica" color="#000000"&gt;Barbara Walters is &lt;/FONT&gt;91&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 23 May 2021 04:43:08 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2410368#M6044</guid>
      <dc:creator>DeahWA</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2021-05-23T04:43:08Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: I Know I Am Getting OLD Because...</title>
      <link>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2412396#M6053</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;I know I am getting old because I fall asleep if I sit too long gazing out at the mountains outside my window &lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:"&gt;🤣&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":face_with_tears_of_joy:"&gt;😂&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 06 Jun 2021 20:14:52 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2412396#M6053</guid>
      <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2021-06-06T20:14:52Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: I Know I Am Getting Old Because... 👴👵</title>
      <link>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2412913#M6104</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;I know I am getting old because I forget what day it is and the date and year. &lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:"&gt;🤣&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":face_with_tears_of_joy:"&gt;😂&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2021 20:11:53 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2412913#M6104</guid>
      <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2021-06-21T20:11:53Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: I Know I Am Getting Old Because...</title>
      <link>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2412939#M6105</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;I know I am getting old because I sat down today to drink my first cup of Hazelnut cafè (my fav) and wondered why it tasted off.&amp;nbsp;&lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":face_with_steam_from_nose:"&gt;😤&lt;/span&gt; Lol, when I finished drinking it and returned to my kitchen, guess what was still sitting on the counter? My sweetener! &lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:"&gt;🤣&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":face_with_tears_of_joy:"&gt;😂&lt;/span&gt; Got to luv those senior moments. &lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":face_with_rolling_eyes:"&gt;🙄&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 10 Jun 2021 18:51:46 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2412939#M6105</guid>
      <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2021-06-10T18:51:46Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: I Know I Am Getting Old Because...</title>
      <link>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2413115#M6115</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;I know I am getting old because normally I can hop on my doctor's examination table. Lol, today I had to pull myself up on to the table. &lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:"&gt;🤣&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":face_with_tears_of_joy:"&gt;😂&lt;/span&gt; And getting off the table &lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":face_screaming_in_fear:"&gt;😱&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 11 Jun 2021 18:01:18 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2413115#M6115</guid>
      <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2021-06-11T18:01:18Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: I Know I Am Getting Old Because... 👴👵</title>
      <link>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2413275#M6127</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;I know I am getting old because I have to leave a reminder note in front of my microwave. Lol, a reminder that I am cooking/heating up stuff. &lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":beaming_face_with_smiling_eyes:"&gt;😁&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:"&gt;🤣&lt;/span&gt; Before using a note, stuff would stay in microwave until I used it again. &lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":face_with_rolling_eyes:"&gt;🙄&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2021 20:10:57 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2413275#M6127</guid>
      <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2021-06-21T20:10:57Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: I Know I Am Getting Old Because... 👴👵</title>
      <link>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2413341#M6132</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;I know I am getting old because I am in my bed taking a nap at 5pm. No wonder I am up until 1am!!!&amp;nbsp; Lol,.&lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:"&gt;🤣&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":face_with_tears_of_joy:"&gt;😂&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2021 20:10:29 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2413341#M6132</guid>
      <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2021-06-21T20:10:29Z</dc:date>
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      <link>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2414443#M6221</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;I know I am getting old because all of my family and closest of friends have passed.&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 18 Jun 2021 03:51:40 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2414443#M6221</guid>
      <dc:creator>s804940b</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2021-06-18T03:51:40Z</dc:date>
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      <link>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2414444#M6222</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;My Samsung had bells that go off if anything is still inside.&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 18 Jun 2021 03:52:46 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2414444#M6222</guid>
      <dc:creator>s804940b</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2021-06-18T03:52:46Z</dc:date>
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      <link>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2414446#M6223</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;Maybe it is just soothing to you.&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 18 Jun 2021 03:57:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2414446#M6223</guid>
      <dc:creator>s804940b</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2021-06-18T03:57:00Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: I Know I Am Getting Old Because... 👴👵</title>
      <link>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2414819#M6230</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;I know I am getting old because I sped past the library today before I realized I had passed it! Lol, thankful my old brain decided to wake up = had to make a u-turn. &lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:"&gt;🤣&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":face_with_tears_of_joy:"&gt;😂&lt;/span&gt; Picture Attached.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;span class="lia-inline-image-display-wrapper lia-image-align-inline" image-alt="images.jpeg.jpg" style="width: 257px;"&gt;&lt;img src="https://community.aarp.org/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/74252i9F7F40D1A5D859EC/image-size/large?v=v2&amp;amp;px=999" role="button" title="images.jpeg.jpg" alt="images.jpeg.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2021 20:18:37 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2414819#M6230</guid>
      <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2021-06-21T20:18:37Z</dc:date>
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