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    <title>topic Re: I Know I Am Getting Old Because... 👴👵 in Retirement</title>
    <link>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2413341#M6132</link>
    <description>&lt;P&gt;I know I am getting old because I am in my bed taking a nap at 5pm. No wonder I am up until 1am!!!&amp;nbsp; Lol,.&lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:"&gt;🤣&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":face_with_tears_of_joy:"&gt;😂&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
    <pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2021 20:10:29 GMT</pubDate>
    <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2021-06-21T20:10:29Z</dc:date>
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      <title>I Know I Am Getting Old Because... 👴👵</title>
      <link>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2409203#M5905</link>
      <description>&lt;UL&gt;&lt;LI&gt;Discussion created on May 18, 2021 9:30am EST.&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI&gt;Let's have some fun!!!&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI&gt;Add your responses to - I know I am getting old because...&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI&gt;Keep adding each day if you want to &lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":beaming_face_with_smiling_eyes:"&gt;😁&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/UL&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2021 20:14:23 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2021-06-21T20:14:23Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: I Know I Am Getting OLD Because...</title>
      <link>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2409204#M5906</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;I know I am getting old becsuse I FORGET why I went into another room &lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:"&gt;🤣&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":face_with_tears_of_joy:"&gt;😂&lt;/span&gt; I have to RETURN to the previous room and hope I REMEMBER&amp;nbsp;&lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":face_with_rolling_eyes:"&gt;🙄&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 21 May 2021 20:22:01 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2409204#M5906</guid>
      <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2021-05-21T20:22:01Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: I Know I Am Getting OLD Because...</title>
      <link>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2409249#M5914</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;I know I'm getting old because&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;UL&gt;&lt;LI&gt;the mirror tells me, that cheeky princess&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI&gt;the words I want increasingly hide from me&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI&gt;I've started sentences with:&amp;nbsp;&lt;EM&gt;when I was your age......&lt;/EM&gt;&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/UL&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2021 16:15:38 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2409249#M5914</guid>
      <dc:creator>DeahWA</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2021-05-18T16:15:38Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: I Know I Am Getting OLD Because...</title>
      <link>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2409384#M5955</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;I know I am getting OLD because I have to now take SHOWERS &lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":loudly_crying_face:"&gt;😭&lt;/span&gt; Lol, no more long SOAKS in my bathtub. Well at least I am SAVING water &lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:"&gt;🤣&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":face_with_tears_of_joy:"&gt;😂&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 21 May 2021 20:22:53 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2409384#M5955</guid>
      <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2021-05-21T20:22:53Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: I Know I Am Getting OLD Because...</title>
      <link>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2409560#M5975</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;@Anonymous&amp;nbsp; I know I'm getting old because I creak when I get out of bed.&amp;nbsp; The good news is I still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2021 00:03:29 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2409560#M5975</guid>
      <dc:creator>Rhymesometimes</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2021-05-20T00:03:29Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: I Know I Am Getting OLD Because...</title>
      <link>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2409787#M6006</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;@Anonymous&amp;nbsp;I know I'm getting old because I misplace my reading glas . . . ( oh, whoops, there on top of my head ).&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;---&amp;nbsp; Christine&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2021 22:05:49 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2409787#M6006</guid>
      <dc:creator>Rhymesometimes</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2021-05-20T22:05:49Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: I Know I Am Getting OLD Because...</title>
      <link>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2410006#M6026</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;I know I am getting old because it is FRIDAY NIGHT in a few hours and I very CONTENT to stay home. Lol, I do NOT miss those PARTIES &lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:"&gt;🤣&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":face_with_tears_of_joy:"&gt;😂&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 21 May 2021 20:17:37 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2410006#M6026</guid>
      <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2021-05-21T20:17:37Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: I Know I Am Getting OLD Because...</title>
      <link>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2410010#M6029</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT size="4" color="#000000"&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;I know I am getting old because when I gotta tinkle......................&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT size="6" color="#FF0000"&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; I gotta tinkle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 21 May 2021 20:28:35 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2410010#M6029</guid>
      <dc:creator>nctarheel</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2021-05-21T20:28:35Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: I Know I Am Getting OLD Because...</title>
      <link>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2410018#M6030</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;I know I am getting OLD because...&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;Bob Dylan turns 80 on Monday !!!!!&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;&amp;nbsp; but He's Not done . . . . . and I hope I am not either !&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 21 May 2021 21:05:02 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2410018#M6030</guid>
      <dc:creator>GailL1</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2021-05-21T21:05:02Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: I Know I Am Getting OLD Because...</title>
      <link>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2410368#M6044</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;And Gloria Steinem is&lt;FONT face="arial black,avant garde" color="#FF0000"&gt; 87&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="arial black,avant garde" color="#FF0000"&gt;&lt;FONT face="helvetica" color="#000000"&gt;Barbara Walters is &lt;/FONT&gt;91&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 23 May 2021 04:43:08 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2410368#M6044</guid>
      <dc:creator>DeahWA</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2021-05-23T04:43:08Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: I Know I Am Getting OLD Because...</title>
      <link>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2412396#M6053</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;I know I am getting old because I fall asleep if I sit too long gazing out at the mountains outside my window &lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:"&gt;🤣&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":face_with_tears_of_joy:"&gt;😂&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 06 Jun 2021 20:14:52 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2412396#M6053</guid>
      <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2021-06-06T20:14:52Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: I Know I Am Getting Old Because... 👴👵</title>
      <link>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2412913#M6104</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;I know I am getting old because I forget what day it is and the date and year. &lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:"&gt;🤣&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":face_with_tears_of_joy:"&gt;😂&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2021 20:11:53 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2412913#M6104</guid>
      <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2021-06-21T20:11:53Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: I Know I Am Getting Old Because...</title>
      <link>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2412939#M6105</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;I know I am getting old because I sat down today to drink my first cup of Hazelnut cafè (my fav) and wondered why it tasted off.&amp;nbsp;&lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":face_with_steam_from_nose:"&gt;😤&lt;/span&gt; Lol, when I finished drinking it and returned to my kitchen, guess what was still sitting on the counter? My sweetener! &lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:"&gt;🤣&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":face_with_tears_of_joy:"&gt;😂&lt;/span&gt; Got to luv those senior moments. &lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":face_with_rolling_eyes:"&gt;🙄&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 10 Jun 2021 18:51:46 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2412939#M6105</guid>
      <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2021-06-10T18:51:46Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: I Know I Am Getting Old Because...</title>
      <link>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2413115#M6115</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;I know I am getting old because normally I can hop on my doctor's examination table. Lol, today I had to pull myself up on to the table. &lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:"&gt;🤣&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":face_with_tears_of_joy:"&gt;😂&lt;/span&gt; And getting off the table &lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":face_screaming_in_fear:"&gt;😱&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 11 Jun 2021 18:01:18 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2413115#M6115</guid>
      <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2021-06-11T18:01:18Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: I Know I Am Getting Old Because... 👴👵</title>
      <link>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2413275#M6127</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;I know I am getting old because I have to leave a reminder note in front of my microwave. Lol, a reminder that I am cooking/heating up stuff. &lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":beaming_face_with_smiling_eyes:"&gt;😁&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:"&gt;🤣&lt;/span&gt; Before using a note, stuff would stay in microwave until I used it again. &lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":face_with_rolling_eyes:"&gt;🙄&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2021 20:10:57 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2413275#M6127</guid>
      <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2021-06-21T20:10:57Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: I Know I Am Getting Old Because... 👴👵</title>
      <link>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2413341#M6132</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;I know I am getting old because I am in my bed taking a nap at 5pm. No wonder I am up until 1am!!!&amp;nbsp; Lol,.&lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:"&gt;🤣&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":face_with_tears_of_joy:"&gt;😂&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2021 20:10:29 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2413341#M6132</guid>
      <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2021-06-21T20:10:29Z</dc:date>
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      <link>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2414443#M6221</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;I know I am getting old because all of my family and closest of friends have passed.&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 18 Jun 2021 03:51:40 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2414443#M6221</guid>
      <dc:creator>s804940b</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2021-06-18T03:51:40Z</dc:date>
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      <link>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2414444#M6222</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;My Samsung had bells that go off if anything is still inside.&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 18 Jun 2021 03:52:46 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2414444#M6222</guid>
      <dc:creator>s804940b</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2021-06-18T03:52:46Z</dc:date>
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      <link>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2414446#M6223</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;Maybe it is just soothing to you.&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 18 Jun 2021 03:57:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2414446#M6223</guid>
      <dc:creator>s804940b</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2021-06-18T03:57:00Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: I Know I Am Getting Old Because... 👴👵</title>
      <link>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Retirement/I-Know-I-Am-Getting-Old-Because/m-p/2414819#M6230</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;I know I am getting old because I sped past the library today before I realized I had passed it! Lol, thankful my old brain decided to wake up = had to make a u-turn. &lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:"&gt;🤣&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":face_with_tears_of_joy:"&gt;😂&lt;/span&gt; Picture Attached.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;span class="lia-inline-image-display-wrapper lia-image-align-inline" image-alt="images.jpeg.jpg" style="width: 257px;"&gt;&lt;img src="https://community.aarp.org/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/74252i9F7F40D1A5D859EC/image-size/large?v=v2&amp;amp;px=999" role="button" title="images.jpeg.jpg" alt="images.jpeg.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2021 20:18:37 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2021-06-21T20:18:37Z</dc:date>
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